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candyass 

A wuss, a pussy, someone scared of taking changes and doing things that
look dangerous.
Dude A: Jerk Chicken is too spicy for me!
Dude B: Candyass!
candyass by Hackworth April 3, 2003

candyass 

An ineffectual person; someone who is afraid of risk or shrinks from conflict.
Only a candyass drinks lite beer; heroes specify Guinness!
candyass by Duckbutt November 9, 2004

Candyass 

The Rock says this, The rock is going to beat your candyass at wrestlemania and i am going to win that title. IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK. IS COOKIN!
Candyass by BigBeaner316 March 21, 2023

Candyrat 

The best fucking record label ever including Andy McKee, Antoine Dufour, Ewan Dobson, Gareth Pearson, Craig D'Andrea and many more. All of the artists share guitar or bass finger picking styles.
me: "Have you ever heard of Candyrat"

them: "Yes!"

me: "Aren't they awesome!"

them: "Sorry I have to go clean up because I just orgasmed when I thought of Candyrat"
Candyrat by Boblovescandyrat May 24, 2011

Candygasm 

What happens when Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel sees a large aisle of candy in an American supermarket.
Candygasm sounds like:"Ooh, this is so delicious- absolutely perfect.. and full of chemicals! Delicious!" *various moaning noises* "oh, my god, oh, ja, mmmm"

see on youtube: "Tokio Hotel TV (episode 41): Shopping Madness with Bill!" around 2:26.
Candygasm by DasIstGelogen April 24, 2009
"Home Sweet Home."

Candy/sugar highs or lows (the blues) can strike at home, anytime.

Nonetheless, as the cliche goes, "There's no place like home." Sometimes its' sweet, and sometimes being at home gives you the blues ... like sugar can be sweet or not - and make you crash.

Still, home is "As Good As it Gets." We can be our best, or our worst. And get the best, or worst, treatment too ...
Home again, home again, jiggedy jig ... to my Candycasa.
Candycasa by Candycasa April 1, 2010