Candymas 

A holiday commemorating Candy's birth, traditionally celebrated on December 27 by all good, haute, pretty, handsome, and sexy bitches. A day to celebrate the beauty, heart, and wonderfulness that Candy brings to the world.

(1) We had a very happy Candymas this year. (2) Candymas is the best time of year. (3) Candymas is the only relevant holiday. (4) Cheers to Candymas!

Candymas by keriberi December 19, 2023

candymas 

a day for champagne shit, typically celebrated on December 27

can't wait for candymas

candymas by keriberi December 27, 2023

candymandering 

When poor kids trick or treat in rich neighborhoods.

Did you see all the broke-ass kids scooping up the full size candy bars in Palm View? Man, the Candymandering is out of control!

candymandering by Sparty911 October 22, 2017

candyass 

A wuss, a pussy, someone scared of taking changes and doing things that
look dangerous.

Dude A: Jerk Chicken is too spicy for me!
Dude B: Candyass!

candyass by Hackworth April 3, 2003

candyass 

An ineffectual person; someone who is afraid of risk or shrinks from conflict.

Only a candyass drinks lite beer; heroes specify Guinness!

candyass by Duckbutt November 9, 2004

Candyass 

A person The Rock Can defeat at Wrestlemania

The Rock says this, The rock is going to beat your candyass at wrestlemania and i am going to win that title. IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK. IS COOKIN!

Candyass by BigBeaner316 March 21, 2023

Candyman 

A drug dealer.

The CandyMan comes to the ghetto every other tuesday in Detroit.

Candyman by Maguire September 1, 2003