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candy wrappers 

Damn, that candy wrapper is tight.
Sir: Candy Wrappers come in different size Sm,L,Xl.
candy wrappers by Brooklyn_1285 August 4, 2008
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mix candy wrappers

1. a sexual act wherein multiple males ejaculate into condoms and pass them along in a rotation pattern. It's kind of like telephone, but thought to be mostly gay.
Mark, Rick, and Steve are coming over for Halloween; we're going to mix candy wrappers and engage in various other homosexual acts.
mix candy wrappers by beefquesadilla September 25, 2009

candy wrapper 

Another term for condom.

The candy is your dick, and the wrapper is the condom.

Candy+wrapper = Candy wrapper!
Person 1: Dude, where did you get that candy wrapper?
Person 2: They have 'em at the gas station down the road.
candy wrapper by DJ M&'M July 30, 2008

candy wrapper 

a douche bag that hangs around you that you try to ignore.

this fucking asian is a candy wrapper
candy wrapper by jim jackson May 28, 2008

Candy Wrapper 

The act of placing a booger in a tissue and saving it for later consumption.
Alex-Dude, get your finger out of your nose, you digging for gold?
Carl-No, I'm just making some candy wrappers.
Candy Wrapper by oogyboogysnoogy September 15, 2011

Candy Wrapper 

When you jerk off on her while she's asleep. Then she wakes up and has to pull the sheets off her like a sticky candy wrapper.
Fed up with her passing out early night after night, Kevin delivered a candy wrapper to Patricia so fierce she took the sheets with her to the bathroom the next morning.
Candy Wrapper by Thirstybust December 1, 2023

candy wrapper 

When you jerk off all over her as she sleeps. Then she wakes up and has to peel the sheets off her like a sticky candy wrapper.
Having grown tired of her passing out early night after night, Kevin released a load onto Patricia so fierce she pulled the sheets off the bed on her way to the bathroom the next morning. "Fucking gross, Kevin," she muttered under her breath as she pissed, peeling off her candy wrapper.
candy wrapper by Thirstybust December 1, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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