candado

Spanish term describing the goatee/moustache beard sometimes referred to as a 'padlock beard'. Trademark of pedophiles, elite criminals and desparate-to-be-different law students. This beard will send all but the most alternative girl running for the hills.

Bill: Hey Georgie do you like my candado?
Georgie: No

candado by Shequeena April 24, 2011

candado chino

When a man has anal sex with himself he forms a Candado Chino, in spanish a chinese lock.

Logisticaly it is not easy to accomplish, common belief is that the flaccid penis is tucked between the legs and fed into the anus then stimulated into an erection.

- Mate that dude did the Candado Chino.

- What? You mean he fucked his own arse? Gnarly...

candado chino by Mack P Silk October 2, 2007

el candado

spanish for lock . Wich consists on folding your penis all the way back and insert it in your anus. As a lock would do .

Juan se hace el candado todos los dias

el candado by cocu sc January 11, 2009

Candad 

Candad is the real official name for Brazil. It was created by 14 pingspoofers. DuckDuckGo a popular kids search engine was founded and is hosted in Candad. Candad is also a region of Antarctica.

McDonald's Chessy Fries are a popular meal and is the official meal of the nation.

Many emojis are used here such as Japanese Symbol for Beginner.

Candad, the land of the 14 Pingspoofers.

Candad by GovernmentOfCandad June 16, 2019

Candad 

It is a real country located inside of Antarctica. It also is the real name of Brazil. It has existed for about 14 years, 9 of which were influenced by a popular YouTuber named Zak/Skeppy. Other influencers have been the baguette eater named a6d. The national hairstyle is bald.

McDonald's Cheesy Fries were invented here and are very popular.

The most popular number is 14.

Emojis are the main form of communication with some popular ones being Japanese Symbol for Beginner and Magnifying Glass tilted left and right.

The most populous city is named Darryl, after internet celebrity BaldBoyHalo.

Candad is not a figment of BaldBoyHalo's imagination, it really does exist.

Candad by rammmmy June 16, 2019

Candad 

Candad is the country in which Skeppy and a6d reside in.
DuckDuckGo, the Kid's search engine, is also hosted there
The Top used Emoji is "Japanese Symbol for Beginner", and the most eaten food is McDonald's Cheesey Fries

Did you know Skep lives in Candad? Wow, that's crazy, Candad is my favorite South American country!

Candad by Skepnoblade June 15, 2019

Candad 

A South American country named in 2014. It first originated in Brazil, as a small town called "Candaddian", but slowly climbed it's way up to becoming it's own country. Popular youtubers "Skeppy", "BadBoyHalo", and "a6d" have recently moved there, as Candad has some of the best internet known to man. This country is also known for creating the popular food "Cheesy Fries".

Wow! I heard Candad has the BEST Cheesy Fries!

Candad by Connor The Habibi June 16, 2019