cancerbad 

A horrible player, usually delusional about their own performance or skills.

Used primarily in League of Legends SoloQ
Jungler:"I have 3 losing lanes gg."
Sololaners:"You didn't gank a single lane and are down cs to the opponent jungler fucking cancerbad."

cancerbad by Langitroll December 7, 2024

CancerAIDS 

A horrifying (though possibly fictitious) wasting disease, which is wished upon internet commenters who have sinned against the community (usually by way of a "first" or a "failed firstie").

After reading an article or viewing an image or video, you notice there are no comments.

You post:

First!

The replies quickly follow:

- Die of CancerAIDS, a**hole!
- Drown in a bucket of CancerAIDS, douchebag!

OR...

You believe no one has commented yet, so you post:

First!

Sadly for you, as you were typing, the true first post went up, and it was actually relevant and even insightful, which only served to highlight your own pathetic lack of worth as a human. And so...

- Failed firstie, you sad twat. Its the CancerAIDS for you!

CancerAIDS by Nico de Mas May 29, 2010

cancervative 

Any member of the Republican't party of just say no to yes.

"Cancervative wisdom prevented President Obama from having any success during his first year in office."

cancervative by theocamb February 5, 2010

Cancerian

their zodiac sign is Cancer. they are the sweetest, will love you to the absolute fullest, will beat your ass if they have to, kind af, the best friend, a popular loner, likes their feelings, probably has social anxiety since their not use to being around people. Their dads are usually Scorpios and their most compatible with Capricorns.

The funny thing is Capricorn and Cancers are the middle of the years. So it likes to go likes that. Because end of June is Cancer and the end of December is Capricorn which is 6 months apart. So a Gemini would probably go with a Scorpio! Also, they are the Cancer and Capricorn line on earth thingy

Guy 1: Do you like *insert name*?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, she's so kind, my girl bestfriend and is so cute and sensitive
Guy 1: Really? Her zodiac sign must be Cancer. You don't get many boy cancers.
Guy 2: A Cancerian! I'm a Capricorn

Guy 1: Dude, you and your 'best friend' are the utmost compatible

Cancerian by theroadmaninmysnap June 3, 2020

cancertastic 

A "CRITICAL "way of saying your mums got cancer but in a hilarious banner manner...

Well that's just cancertastic...

cancertastic by Lawrence jaquiery December 4, 2017

cancertale 

undertale but when 12 year old fanboys get to it

cancertale is a no no

cancertale by Kleenex tissues January 8, 2017

cancerbola

When someone is such a normie and you're exposed to that you get cancerbola which kills you instantly.

John gave Jack cancerbola because he said "Cash me outside how baw dah?"

cancerbola by AwesomePossum223 May 24, 2017