cancerbait

A toxic techinque of highliting meaningless and irrelevant information to draw attention to a non-existant piece of information.

Making particular letters in a caption bold or a different colour to create the impression of said text containing an acronym or second meaning, when in fact the shared content is completely worthless.

Generally a technique of wasting additional minutes of an audience's life.

- Why did I just spend five minutes watching this video? Nothing even happens.

= Did you read the caption?

- Yeah I read it several times; it makes no sense and I dont even know what I'm looking at.

= You should have scrolled past. That's clearly Cancerbait.

cancerbait by Epic mlg beast April 20, 2022

CancerAIDS 

A horrifying (though possibly fictitious) wasting disease, which is wished upon internet commenters who have sinned against the community (usually by way of a "first" or a "failed firstie").

After reading an article or viewing an image or video, you notice there are no comments.

You post:

First!

The replies quickly follow:

- Die of CancerAIDS, a**hole!
- Drown in a bucket of CancerAIDS, douchebag!

OR...

You believe no one has commented yet, so you post:

First!

Sadly for you, as you were typing, the true first post went up, and it was actually relevant and even insightful, which only served to highlight your own pathetic lack of worth as a human. And so...

- Failed firstie, you sad twat. Its the CancerAIDS for you!

CancerAIDS by Nico de Mas May 29, 2010

cancervative 

Any member of the Republican't party of just say no to yes.

"Cancervative wisdom prevented President Obama from having any success during his first year in office."

cancervative by theocamb February 5, 2010

cancertastic 

A "CRITICAL "way of saying your mums got cancer but in a hilarious banner manner...

Well that's just cancertastic...

cancertastic by Lawrence jaquiery December 4, 2017

cancerbeties

When your dog dies of cancerbeties you feel sad. Cancerbeties is when u have cancer and diabetes.

Simon: No my dog died of cancerbeties

cancerbeties by Mikalesonhas December 16, 2016

Cancervative 

A group of people so stuck in their ways that they continually destroy themselves internally

Republicans/Conservatives are examples of cancervatives

Cancervative by Youlosehaha October 15, 2011

cancerator 

An object that may cause and/or increase the risk of cancer, specifically by emitting deadly radiation. Cell phones are an example of an object that would fall into such a category.

"Dude, give me a call later on your cancerator. Oh, and I hope you don't catch cancer, man."

cancerator by PenguinPants April 3, 2008