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when u carefuly open a tin can making sure there are no sharp or serated edges, poo into the tin can, and masturbate into your own fecies while it is still warm.

Hense the name canage!
Hey man would you like to open that can for me? id like to perform some canage!
canage by Steve-Mc November 3, 2010
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a lonely person who doesnt want to ever leave the house

Pronounced: Can-oo-get
Stop being a canuget, Chad, come hang out with us
Canuget by Derek Goudreau February 7, 2008

canagetabooch 

1)the interrogative word one uses to ask another if the event that just happened was booch worthy. Can be interpretted as 'agreed?'.

2)the sentence "can i get a booch?" made into one really sweet word.
dude 1: This food is deelish. Canagetabooch?

dude 2: Booch!
canagetabooch by Shawn Kennedy April 2, 2004

Canaughtyan 

Awesome but lame Calgarian Canadian. Oblivious, sarcastic and special. Not really canadian
"He's not Canadian. He's Canaughtyan"
Canaughtyan by lilo0813 November 2, 2011
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026