canage
when u carefuly open a tin can making sure there are no sharp or serated edges, poo into the tin can, and masturbate into your own fecies while it is still warm.
Hense the name canage!
Hense the name canage!
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Canaggot
Canaggot by Sieabah L. Park August 20, 2010
Related Words
canage • canagetabooch • carnage • canade • Canale • Cange • cangetit • Cranage Pack • Canadese • Cangel
American carnage
A post-truth term intended to scare impressionable adults and small children who are not in possession of the facts.
American carnage by CNY liberal January 20, 2017
Epping carnage poo
The official name for the London party borough of Epping, so named because the nightlife there is so wild that even the most reluctant of participants will inevitably lose their shit as the night progresses
'Jesus Christ almighty, what the fuck happened last night? Looks like the Epping carnage poo struck again because I've not only got memory loss but I also appear to have shat the bed. I say shat but it could be Nutella. (sniffs brown stain in question). Nope, it's definitely shit.'
Epping carnage poo by Anonymous submissions January 7, 2017
Canadering
Canadering by QuiggleBiffer April 28, 2011
Canged
1. To indicate to an individual that you will do an act but in reality you have no intentions on following through.
2. To change your plans if something better comes along and not inform the person you originally made plans with. Leaving that person wondering what happened.
Originates from Lacey Township, NJ by an individual named John Cang who is famous for the above.
2. To change your plans if something better comes along and not inform the person you originally made plans with. Leaving that person wondering what happened.
Originates from Lacey Township, NJ by an individual named John Cang who is famous for the above.
Strak: John said he was going to hang out last night but that nigga Canged me again.
Preston: That douche bag Canged me last week!
Preston: That douche bag Canged me last week!
Canged by Strack-Attack August 6, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary
Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026