canage

when u carefuly open a tin can making sure there are no sharp or serated edges, poo into the tin can, and masturbate into your own fecies while it is still warm.

Hense the name canage!

Hey man would you like to open that can for me? id like to perform some canage!

by Steve-Mc November 3, 2010

Canaggot

To be Canadian and also a faggot.

You: Stfu canaggot
Canadian: WTF MAN

by Sieabah L. Park August 20, 2010

American carnage

A post-truth term intended to scare impressionable adults and small children who are not in possession of the facts.

Go to bed children, or the President won't be able to protect you from the American carnage.

by CNY liberal January 20, 2017

Epping carnage poo

The official name for the London party borough of Epping, so named because the nightlife there is so wild that even the most reluctant of participants will inevitably lose their shit as the night progresses

'Jesus Christ almighty, what the fuck happened last night? Looks like the Epping carnage poo struck again because I've not only got memory loss but I also appear to have shat the bed. I say shat but it could be Nutella. (sniffs brown stain in question). Nope, it's definitely shit.'

by Anonymous submissions January 7, 2017

Canadering

When someone is being a total asshole, dick, or annoying pest they are Canadering.

Guy#1: Dude please let me go with you, I really wanna

Guy #2: QUIT CANADERING ME ASSHOLE

by QuiggleBiffer April 28, 2011

Canabeaver

Canadian pussy

The canabeaver smells like maple syrup and sometimes poutine.

I love to eat canabeaver every night.

by White_boy_mattie July 1, 2018

Canged

1. To indicate to an individual that you will do an act but in reality you have no intentions on following through.
2. To change your plans if something better comes along and not inform the person you originally made plans with. Leaving that person wondering what happened.

Originates from Lacey Township, NJ by an individual named John Cang who is famous for the above.

Strak: John said he was going to hang out last night but that nigga Canged me again.

Preston: That douche bag Canged me last week!

by Strack-Attack August 6, 2006