can you even 

A response one would make to an annoying remark.

*guy says a dumb thing*
"Can you even?!?"

can you even by McBae September 7, 2016

can you even 

Can you even ,are three nouns that people trying to be cool use when in the situation that you did something they cannot do or, they feel uncomfortable or, threatened ....👍

Hey ,watch me do this! Oh yeah well.... can you even

can you even by Deeznutterbutterzthe4th June 5, 2016

Can you even vote anymore? 

Come on this website is so ass nowadays

guy 1: Can you even vote anymore?
guy 2: eat my ass

Can you even vote anymore? by FRICKO MODE January 5, 2022

Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu 

Meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you can't date someone else.

Bob: Dude look at those hotties man!
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.

Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu by xXN00B_SAIB0T777Xx July 8, 2009

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen 

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen by anonymous July 28, 2023

i can't even with you 

Said, usually in conjunction with a "smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).

1)
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.

2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.

i can't even with you by TheNannyNamedFran July 4, 2011

I can't even hold you 

Can't lie/ fully telling the truth

"yo I can't even hold you lily said u a bitch"

I can't even hold you by Lovers_island January 30, 2023