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can you even

A response one would make to an annoying remark.
*guy says a dumb thing*
"Can you even?!?"
by McBae September 7, 2016
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can you even

Can you even ,are three nouns that people trying to be cool use when in the situation that you did something they cannot do or, they feel uncomfortable or, threatened ....👍
Hey ,watch me do this! Oh yeah well.... can you even
by Deeznutterbutterzthe4th June 5, 2016
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Can you even vote anymore?

guy 1: Can you even vote anymore?
guy 2: eat my ass
by FRICKO MODE January 5, 2022
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Meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you can't date someone else.
Bob: Dude look at those hotties man!
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.
by xXN00B_SAIB0T777Xx July 8, 2009
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i can't even with you

Said, usually in conjunction with a "smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).
1)
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.

2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.
by TheNannyNamedFran July 4, 2011
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I can't even hold you

"yo I can't even hold you lily said u a bitch"
by Lovers_island January 30, 2023
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