can you even

A response one would make to an annoying remark.
*guy says a dumb thing*
"Can you even?!?"
by McBae February 19, 2016
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Fluff

The equivalent of fuck, often used sexually.
Boy: "Hey fluff buddy"
Girl: "Can you even?!?"

can you even unbench the kench
by McBae February 19, 2016
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unbench the kench

To act in a stupid or idiotic way. Only douches use this phrase.
Noah: *fails math test*
Noah: *UNBENCH THE KENCH!*
by McBae June 16, 2016
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