can you even

A response one would make to an annoying remark.

*guy says a dumb thing*
"Can you even?!?"

by McBae September 07, 2016

Fluff

The equivalent of fuck, often used sexually.

Boy: "Hey fluff buddy"
Girl: "Can you even?!?"

can you even unbench the kench

by McBae September 07, 2016

unbench the kench

To act in a stupid or idiotic way. Only douches use this phrase.

Noah: *fails math test*
Noah: *UNBENCH THE KENCH!*

by McBae June 16, 2016