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Cut the camera's, Deadass 

"Cut the camera's, deadass" means to pause, or stop what your doing.
Harry: Said something sus
Harry's Friend: Cut the camera's, deadass..

murphy's camera law

Any situation where something INCREDIBLE happens. Eg: Fighter Jets flying in formation really fast.

And you scramble to take the picture with a camera.

But you don't get the photo in time. Or the photo is too blurry to use.

Also see Pics or it didn't happen
JOHN! Get the camera out there's a deer in our backyard!

*goes to get the camera in the house.*
JOHN! QUICK! THE DEER IS LEAVING!
*comes back out*
Too late. Murphy's camera law strikes again.
murphy's camera law by robsterw September 2, 2016

New Camera Syndrome

Also known as NCS.

When you buy a new camera and take pictures of everything in site. The so-called "everything in sight" is nothing but dumb shit.
Ugh, Andy's pictures are so pointless. He has new camera syndrome.
New Camera Syndrome by Marzyyy February 23, 2008

shaky camera syndrome 

Latest action movie craze meant make the viewer feel "in the moment".
Also attributed to big budgets spent on fancy props and trinkets none of which matter since you can't see a damn thing thats going on.
Quantum Of Solace is a good example of shaky camera syndrome.

camera shadow 

When an area is near security camera(s) but isn't seen by any cameras.
"Did the security cameras get the attack on tape?"
"No, it happened in a camera shadow."
"Damn!"

camera slap 

the art art taking photos up close of a persons face without them knowing untill the photo is taken
oh my god that that is not good u got camera slapped

shall we camera slap carl,vj

you just got camera slapped
camera slap by pphillips21 October 4, 2008