Definitions by too-many-grouchy-people

organ recital 

1) When someone complains about their health problems at length.

2) Music concert featuring an organ (musical instrument).

1) person-A: "I was looking forward to a good discussion, but they kept talking about their aches and pains and I couldn't get a word in edgewise."
person-B: "Ugh, another organ recital?"
person-A: "It totally was."

2) person-C: I'm in the mood for music.
person-D: I'm going out tonight to listen to an organ recital. Want to come with?
person-C: Sure, that sounds great.

organ recital by too-many-grouchy-people May 20, 2009

cock waffle 

A “cock waffle” has at two (or more) definitions.

A) An insult, usually used when someone (or something) has been bad. Cock waffle is an example of foul language where the word “waffle” has been added after a word to create a new foul language term.

OR
B) A waffle in the shape of a cock.

A) I had almost finished when my cock waffle of a computer suddenly turned itself off.

B) “I love u cockwaffle”.

cock waffle by too-many-grouchy-people September 30, 2007

dial-a-dope 

Drug-dealing operation where drug dealer(s) are contacted by phone and/or text messaging to distribute drugs.

(Hey drug dealers, if my definition is inaccurate .. please submit your own definition)

Police believe the "dial-a-dope" dealers were receiving hundreds of telephone orders each week.

dial-a-dope by too-many-grouchy-people January 16, 2007

leopard spots 

Slang for multiple hickeys (marks or bruises on someone's skin resulting from kissing, sucking and/or biting by their lover).

"Hey, are those leopard spots on your neck?"
"Yeah, I got nibbled in various places."
"Sweet!"

leopard spots by too-many-grouchy-people January 10, 2007

camera shadow 

When an area is near security camera(s) but isn't seen by any cameras.

"Did the security cameras get the attack on tape?"
"No, it happened in a camera shadow."
"Damn!"

camera shadow by too-many-grouchy-people June 10, 2005