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sexy car that gets them panties right off.
OMG you drive a festiva!?

*panties come off, intercourse commences*
by T. Polkinghorne July 10, 2008

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Latest action movie craze meant make the viewer feel "in the moment".
Also attributed to big budgets spent on fancy props and trinkets none of which matter since you can't see a damn thing thats going on.
Quantum Of Solace is a good example of shaky camera syndrome.
by T. Polkinghorne November 15, 2008

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first thing you see.
I came into the office at 6am and there she is, right on the front page, taking a dump on freddie's chest.
by T. Polkinghorne March 24, 2008

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A measure of how hungry you are.

Combination of the words: hungry and meter.

I better get something eat soon, my hungrometer is revving high!
by T. Polkinghorne August 12, 2008

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keeping an unkempt apperance
While running endless errands, the young researcher looked deshoveled.
He was constrantly out of breath with messy hair and outdated turtlenecks; keeping an unkempt apperance.
by T. Polkinghorne November 26, 2008

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Saying this with a straight face is a polite way of letting you know...its NOT funny.

This occurs after sharing something seemingly funny as the listener responds with a straight face and no vocal inflection.
Next thing I know, the guy vomited all over the train, lucky none got on me, but the best part was his shirt...
It read: "In my life, every day is a disaster..."


That's funny (straight face).
by T. Polkinghorne February 11, 2010

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Attractive female.
These university girls are smoking hot...exhibit A just walked by.
by T. Polkinghorne November 09, 2008

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