calyptian

Warriors of the kingdom of Calypso, and partakers of the the wonderful beverage that is Calypso Lemonade. Usually Blue Raspberry

"I say, king Larey! There cometh the Calyptian knights!"

by King Lasso December 15, 2017

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captian planet

a superhero with a mullet

by your powers combined...i am captian planet!

by Irvin700 August 6, 2004

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captian obvious

Someone who states something that is extremely obvious to the rest of us.
A person who is a little slower than the rest of us only to bring something to our attention way after it already happens.

C.O.- Hey ya'll the sky is blue!
U.S.- Thanks for the update Captian Obvious!

C.O.- That whore gave me the clap.
U.S.- No shit Captian Obvious that why she didn't charge you!

by Scotty C. December 12, 2007

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captian small cock

A male who has a huge attitude, thinks his shit doesn't stink, and really has no reason to treat others like shit.

Who does he think he is Captian small cock...

by jillabc March 22, 2008

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Captian Shitbird

An individual who greatly exceeds any know standards of shitbirdness.

Is D.T. fucking off at work or is he just hungover again? That guy is truly Captian Shitbird.

by RRP crew August 13, 2010

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Captian Stabbin

A dude who bring girls on his boat, then fucks them, then makes the walk the plank! It's a fucking GREAT website because it has a mixture of porn and disrespect!

Dude, I saw Captin Stabbin fuck this broad, then make her walk the plank!

by Gin March 8, 2004

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