calyptian 

Warriors of the kingdom of Calypso, and partakers of the the wonderful beverage that is Calypso Lemonade. Usually Blue Raspberry

"I say, king Larey! There cometh the Calyptian knights!"

calyptian by King Lasso December 15, 2017

captian planet 

a superhero with a mullet

by your powers combined...i am captian planet!

captian planet by Irvin700 August 6, 2004

captian obvious 

Someone who states something that is extremely obvious to the rest of us.
A person who is a little slower than the rest of us only to bring something to our attention way after it already happens.

C.O.- Hey ya'll the sky is blue!
U.S.- Thanks for the update Captian Obvious!

C.O.- That whore gave me the clap.
U.S.- No shit Captian Obvious that why she didn't charge you!

captian obvious by Scotty C. December 12, 2007

captian small cock 

A male who has a huge attitude, thinks his shit doesn't stink, and really has no reason to treat others like shit.

Who does he think he is Captian small cock...

captian small cock by jillabc March 22, 2008

Captian Shitbird 

An individual who greatly exceeds any know standards of shitbirdness.

Is D.T. fucking off at work or is he just hungover again? That guy is truly Captian Shitbird.

Captian Shitbird by RRP crew August 13, 2010

Captian Stabbin 

A dude who bring girls on his boat, then fucks them, then makes the walk the plank! It's a fucking GREAT website because it has a mixture of porn and disrespect!

Dude, I saw Captin Stabbin fuck this broad, then make her walk the plank!

Captian Stabbin by Gin March 8, 2004

Claytiana 

Yeah Aiiiight

Bust down claytiana

Claytiana by GucciDaddy May 1, 2019