Calved 

Broken. Failed while in use.

The engine calved.

Calved by Fondamytruck December 9, 2008

calved 

when one fades after a nite out or gives up

she's fucking calved

calved by laura January 31, 2005

girl called love 

Herlove is a nice way of saying she’s community property. She spreads her good will to many.

The girl called love was known by many. She entertained Bob in the afternoon, and his buddies in the evening.

girl called love by Handsome I June 16, 2018

The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa

A folk song whose lyrics were written by a 419 scammer whose command of English sucks. Here are the lyrics BTW:

My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.

Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.

Frankly, I'd be surprised if you know "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa" without watching Atomic Shrimp's scambating John Warosa episodes. Search it on YT if you don't know. If you can't do that, then clearly you're a small boy.

The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa by EpicScientician January 5, 2022

alexander calvert 

The most motherfucking beautiful human being according to literally everyone who likes supernatural a goddamn smocking hot bab but his personality is like a baby boy because he is a child

Alexander Calvert’s new name is papi chulo-SSD

alexander calvert by Alexander’s #1 fangirl y e s May 24, 2018

Usul has called a big one 

Indicates the need to take a particularly large crap. Originates from the movie Dune.

"Hey bra, where ya headed?"
"To the can. Usul has called a big one."

Usul has called a big one by Jimboat January 23, 2012

Calvert 

Putrid liquified pungent green baby feces. Obscure French slag.
Usually occurs when a person has had a bad diet of wine and pomme-frites.

“If I go out drinking tonight I’ll end up having a such a sore stinging calvert”.

Je ne veux pas avoir un mauvais calvert - I don’t want to have a bad shit.

Calvert by Mr Corbeire December 18, 2020