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Functions as an adjective, noun, or verb.

Adjective - The antithesis of reasonable. Completely ridiculous in a way that is not intentional.

Noun - The state of being caleedity; random insanity.

Verb (to caleedity, caleedities, caleeditied, etc.) - To expose someone to caleedity.
adjective - The babbling junkie, extremely high on LSD, was acting in a caleedity manner.

noun - The compiler began to spit out all kinds of caleedity on the screen.

verb - That woman caleedities me all the time.
caleedity by meabolex November 15, 2004
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a situation that is beyond reason, fucked up, no understanding, random insanity.
That crazy professor's explanation of the problem was caleedity
caleedity by Darren Edwin October 12, 2004
Being in love, because it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever!
I just don't get it...I'm totally caleeditied
caleedity by C April 19, 2005

CalebCity 

A YouTuber and former Viner best known for his skits that he mostly does alone, often portraying himself as multiple different characters. He is arguably one of the few YouTubers on the platform that is actually funny without trying too hard.
Many of CalebCity’s skits often make fun of commonly used tropes or features in media and/or create a highly exaggerated scenario from certain situations.
CalebCity by GunnyMan4 April 6, 2020
A tremendous disaster caused by less-than-positive/peaceable feelings.
A major calAMITY occurred in da AMITYville horror house located near Da Big Apple, though with not so high a degree of calENMITY as was caused by da INFAMY-laden "You're gonna need a bigger boat" ENTITY dat dwelled off da shore of AMITY Island (also in da coastal New York City area, though this town does not exist in real life).
calenmity by QuacksO March 1, 2026
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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