calperto 

A bad ass motherfucker with a massive shlong

Brandon: Hey looks it’s my man Calperto!
Bryce: Oh shit what a savage.
Tanner: I wish I could be like him.
Brandon: Yeah, but you never will.

calperto by Calpertos nigga May 21, 2018

Calverton 

A land filled with not only the usual high school stoners but also an abundance of "lax brahs" and sluts.

If you are interested in this school just remember that recently there have been a number of crimes and a large amount of drug abuse.
Also know that the school is run by some of the biggest bitches known to mankind.

Missy: So I walked into the stairwell the other day and saw this eighth grade girl giving a tenth grade guy a blow job as he was snorting crack.
Charlie: Oh wow. That is interesting. Where were you?
Missy: Well, I was at Calverton.
Charlie: I suppose it is alright then. That happens all the time there.

Calverton by JefferytheGiraffe666 March 26, 2011

cappertose

Used to describe an old person who is seemingly slow or unaware of their surroundings. (From the words 'handicapped' and 'comatose'.)

I was late to work because I was stuck behind a cappertose driver going 15 mph with his blinker on for five blocks.

cappertose by Conboy May 11, 2008

campertop 

When you live in a northern clime, and wake up after a deep snow, you'll find your can now has a 1-2 foot campertop attached to the roof. These are driving hazzards unless removed.

Ah jeez, look at that ass-clown driving around with his campertop on. Slow down until he drops it -- something that huge ould dent our car.

campertop by cmackg February 9, 2010

caperton 

capertons are some of the best ppl on this planet they are bussin and very funny...though she has a bit of a wild side

caperton just made fanny🤣

caperton by girl in red is god October 29, 2021

caperton 

A Caperton is a great and amazing person. she is wild, crazy, and wild. likes pranks, and is very honest. she isvery in touch with her emotions. a really good friend who makes you happier. She is often pretty as well.

Caperton is so funny and cool. I love being friends with her

caperton by Phoenix hey u know its me October 29, 2021

calverton 

A place where Charlie Goodman takes his victims

Don’t go to Calverton you will die

calverton by I’m a giggle box January 10, 2022