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No matter what you do, no matter wherever you do it, no matter how you do it, it is done like a fucking boss.
Holy fuck man, that guy is a goodman

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Goodman by thatboybaked November 28, 2011
Words you can keep
To put it simply, A Goodman is to destroy an object beyond any recognition. To so badly own and harmfully crush resistance to the point that the victim's own mother would not recognize him/her. The person who commits a Goodman is entitled to unbridled respect, shock, and awe, because of their prowess in all walks of life.

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"DUDE....THOSE NUKES TOTALLY PULLED A GOODMAN ON NAGASAKI AND HIROSHIMA".

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"Yo...Man... Kimbo Slice is the master of pulling a Goodman".

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"Hey, did you hear? Jim's dog got hit by a tractor-trailer, then run over by a 16-wheeler, and crushed under a collapsing bridge...man. it suffered through one hell of a Goodman"
goodman by Whatsgood May 28, 2008
An individual who claims to be dominant in most activities however is extremely average in all cases.
Im the best here at fifa.

Stop being a goodman.
Goodman by P daddy diddy May 5, 2010
A autistic ginger kid. Teachers will let him do more stuff than other kids because they feel bad for him.
6 hour is a Goodman war zone.
Goodman by ...::Mike Hunt::... December 21, 2010
An individula who claims to own several fantastic objects but in fact they all belong to his father
Look at my new porsche!!!

Shut up you mug its your dads, your such a goodman

Ive earnt over two grand on ebay selling my fathers things

Well then its your fathers two grand then isnt it you goodman

Look at my expensive watch

Its your dads twat, stop being such a goodman
Goodman by P daddy diddy May 9, 2010
Pronounced goo-mahn; means someone who is emo or belongs to emo subculture
That chick is definitely goodman
Goodman by Oldboy biscuits July 30, 2026

Goodman's Law 

Every woman is one drink away from a lesbian encounter.
Matt: Did you see Danielle and Nicole kiss when they were drunk?!
Aaron: Evidence of Goodman's Law.
Goodman's Law by ikswelisaW ttaM November 18, 2011
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