cappertose

Used to describe an old person who is seemingly slow or unaware of their surroundings. (From the words 'handicapped' and 'comatose'.)

I was late to work because I was stuck behind a cappertose driver going 15 mph with his blinker on for five blocks.

by Conboy May 11, 2008

Coppertone

Nickname given to some one of pale complexion.

Nickname given to someone who has difficulty tanning, who may only turn red or suffer sunburn after extended time in the sun.

Similar to calling a very large person tiny.

Abbreviated - Copper

Don't let coppertone out in the sun, we don't want him to burn like last weekend.

by GFY4273 November 29, 2011

Pulling A Coppertone

When someone you know bends over all of the time and shows his/her butt and looks like the little girl on the coppertone bottle.

Briana was pulling a coppertone when she went to get waters out of the fridge.

by Cherie Elise September 7, 2009

coppertone tan

A pronounced tan line where the lower back and legs are tan, while the butt is still pasty white.

I went to the beach for one day and I already have a coppertone tan!

by savvysparrow June 27, 2006

coppertone

When a man cums on another person's face, who then rubs the man juice all over their face like sunscreen.

A guy talking to another guy: Man I came on this girl's face last night and she totally coppertoned it.

by thisguy69 March 27, 2010

coppertoned

when your bathing suit bottom gets pulled down, i.e. by a wave or a great friend, and your moon white butt gets flashed to all the innocent passerbys

That wave totally wiped me out! I just coppertoned some small children. Oh no! They are crying!

by K to tha T August 24, 2005

Capperised

When a person does something very stupid they are called a capper and the thing they do becomes capperised :)

If your facebook chat wont work it is capperised

by Poopiejaws November 13, 2011