cappertose

Used to describe an old person who is seemingly slow or unaware of their surroundings. (From the words 'handicapped' and 'comatose'.)

I was late to work because I was stuck behind a cappertose driver going 15 mph with his blinker on for five blocks.

cappertose by Conboy May 11, 2008

Coppertone 

Nickname given to some one of pale complexion.

Nickname given to someone who has difficulty tanning, who may only turn red or suffer sunburn after extended time in the sun.

Similar to calling a very large person tiny.

Abbreviated - Copper

Don't let coppertone out in the sun, we don't want him to burn like last weekend.

Coppertone by GFY4273 November 29, 2011

Pulling A Coppertone 

When someone you know bends over all of the time and shows his/her butt and looks like the little girl on the coppertone bottle.

Briana was pulling a coppertone when she went to get waters out of the fridge.

Pulling A Coppertone by Cherie Elise September 7, 2009

coppertone tan 

A pronounced tan line where the lower back and legs are tan, while the butt is still pasty white.

I went to the beach for one day and I already have a coppertone tan!

coppertone tan by savvysparrow June 27, 2006

coppertone 

When a man cums on another person's face, who then rubs the man juice all over their face like sunscreen.

A guy talking to another guy: Man I came on this girl's face last night and she totally coppertoned it.

coppertone by thisguy69 March 27, 2010

coppertoned 

when your bathing suit bottom gets pulled down, i.e. by a wave or a great friend, and your moon white butt gets flashed to all the innocent passerbys

That wave totally wiped me out! I just coppertoned some small children. Oh no! They are crying!

coppertoned by K to tha T August 24, 2005

Capperised 

When a person does something very stupid they are called a capper and the thing they do becomes capperised :)

If your facebook chat wont work it is capperised

Capperised by Poopiejaws November 13, 2011