calvano 

The word Calvano is a word of extreme mystery and dates back to the begining of existence. It is beleived that men around fires would grunt to each other saying "Calvano! Calvano!" to communicate. Later it evolved into the first known language and pretty much created human interaction. It is regarded as the most famous word in all known languages. Calvano was later to be recognized by the first Dhali Lama as the "holy word". It has been seen throughout history like the epic battle of Thermopali, or The Gunpowder Treason. Everywhere the word Calvano has been, it has left a trail of glory. In the 19th century a family so filled with radicallness was given the last name Calvano, they are still alive today and reside throughout the United States as the greatest family to date. Finally in the 20th century the word Calvano was given a real definition, Legendary Chuck Norris gave this definition as "F***ing Amazing". It will appear in the 2010 edition of Websters Dictionary.

Dude, that guy is so effing Calvano, hes literally the most bamf person I have ever met!

I wish I wasn't fat and unwanted, I wish I could be more Calvano so I could get all the girls I wanted and be famous...

calvano by Elderbob February 7, 2008

À Calvão 

A portuguese expression that refers to the utmost perfection. When performing any given action, saying that you did it "À Calvão" means that you achieved perfectness and the unsurmountable.

If you score very high in a test you say: "I did it À Calvão."

When you roll a perfect joint you say: "This is a À Calvão style joint!" or "This joint is really À Calvão".

À Calvão by Pipirilampo January 15, 2011

calvados 

(apple brandy)
Also colloquially "calva". A drink made from distilled cider.

Widly - and illegally - produced and consumed locally in northwestern France, with strength of about 70%.

A truck or cart mounted still goes from farm to farm in rural areas, and local officials (le Mairie) are bribed with a portion of the produce.

The resulting drink is dark brown and highly volatile, and is often consumed mixed in coffee or as an apperitif.

We sat up drinking calvados until 3am then Jean-Paul's wife dragged him home.

calvados by flyingcucco October 16, 2005

calvino 

Calvino is a God he is very funny and he is very smart he doesnt take shit from no won he's shy when he meets new people he is great with the ladies

Omg I just met this guy Calvin but everyone calls him calvino he must be a god

calvino by Vaper god May 15, 2018

calpano 

Calpano is a play on the words kalpa, calendar, and plan.

Calpano is used as a company name, e.g. in calpano.com

calpano by rincewind3 February 2, 2010

Calvanized 

The feeling of loss that Shobs will experience when she finally realizes that she has lost the calve contest of 2008.

After my visit to the big D, Shob was left feeling rather calvanized.

Calvanized by kampat May 13, 2008

calvanecia 

Cal'vanecia is a beautiful and loving girl.
She is very nice but not afraid to fight.
She is a very good friend and you are lucky if she's your friend. Sometimes she can be stubborn but you love her anyway.

Calvanecia why are you so beautiful!!?

calvanecia by #semaj575kchall September 2, 2019