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calogram 

Banging your head on the wall for an hours does burn 150 calograms
calogram by mqximoffs February 23, 2022
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Maven Calore 

In the Red Queen book series. A misunderstood character whose mind was messed up by his mother and consequently has an obsession with Mare. He is really an amazing person but was ruined by his mother. He is my cute bean and he shouldn’t have died.
Person 1: “Do you like Maven Calore?”
Person 2: “Yes! I wish he didn’t die!”
Maven Calore by itsmehun May 6, 2019

calogero 

An Italian stallion that rides above rest. A loyal friend that'll take a bullet for ya in his chest. Don't try to duplicate cause he's the best.
Calogero is a bad ass mother fucker.
calogero by Seraphina Castellano December 11, 2016

cacophage 

a poop eater. somone who likes to eat poop.
"my dog is a cacophage." "bruce stop cacophaging."
cacophage by boyfriend and boyfriend February 17, 2008

cacopygian 

Main Entry: ca·co·pyg·ian
Pronunciation: "ka-kO-'pi-j(E-)&n
Variant(s): or ca·co·py·gous /-'pI-g&s/
Function: adjective
Etymology: Greek kakopygos, from kako- + pygE buttocks
1 : having badly shaped buttocks
2 : an esoteric way of saying Badass
1 : "Danm, I'm such a cacopygian. I need to lay off the chips and get my ass to the gym!"

2 : "Devin thinks he's cacopygous, but I just think he's a wiener with something to prove."
cacopygian by KurtTO May 23, 2004

Maven Calore 

Maven Calore, nicknamed Mavey, was a beautiful bisexual boy who didn’t deserve (spoiler alert) to die. He was a perfect person with the ability to make anyone fall for him. He had blue eyes and black hair and was my soulmate.
Person 1 “Look over there it’s Maven Calore”
Person 2 “Damn, he is hot.”
Maven Calore by htimsyeliah February 20, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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