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A hetrosexual guy who spends most of his time with girls rather than guys. Similar to a wom however the calippo plays defense while an all female batting lineup rounds third base with little or no resistance. Sometimes the batters will just sort of linger around third base until their teammates make it
Damn that Will kid is such a freakin calippo these days!
Calippo by DirtyMartinez September 2, 2012
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Jim has a calippo.
Calippo by anonymouskevin November 21, 2020
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A guy who spends most of their time with numerous females. Similar to a wom however the batters are all female and they are rounding third base with little resistance
"Damn Will never hangs out with us anymore, he's such a frickin calippo"
calippo by CalippoBoy July 31, 2012
An icy pole, coming in various flavours that is wedged in a tube like package. Very popular in summer and with children of the 80s.
"geeze im hot Keelie, lets get us some calippos and hang down at the beach and perve on chicks"
Calippo by snaketat November 14, 2009

Calippo dick 

A sticky orange sensation one feels after receiving oral from someone who has just eaten a calippo ice cream
Friend: How was your date with the ice cream lady

Me: Great, but now I have calippo dick

Calipornia 

Calipornia

California is known for its large successful porn industry.
Random Human Being # 1: Hey where are you going for your vacation?

Random Human Being # 2: I think I'm going to go to Calipornia for a few days and party it up. I might try to get a tour of Vivid studio's too.

RHB # 2: Good choice. Be safe and try not to die.
Calipornia by Spoono Morris March 30, 2010
A Greek nymph with such a lusciously soft warm mouth that she was able to charm Odysseus into staying with her for seven years by giving him phenomenally pleasurable blowjobs every day.
If Calipso had such wonderful male-pleasuring-equipment "upstairs", one can just imagine how absolutely insanely delectable her DOWNSTAIRS "lips" must have been. Maybe if she had offered Odysseus access to these sumptuous womanly treasures in addition to her "kissing parts", he might have changed him mind about wanting to leave her and return to his wife.
Calipso by QuacksO January 21, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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