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Caliphate  

Caliphate (or Global Islamic Kingdom)
The establishment of which is the ultimate aim of the vast majority of 'peaceful' muslims who come to the West. The Shias who come to the West because Sunnis are killing them or vice versa, or the Alevis or Ahmediyas who come because both Sunnis and Shias are killing them, are pretty united in the pursuit of this evil fantasy. They do not want a world where Islam is just one religion among many. They want a world where Islam is the only religion... or at least, one where it dominates everything completely, so that all others can be dhimmified and humililated. So that blacks can be made slaves again, homosexuals executed and and women made half-equal to men. and anyone can be executed for criticizing any of the Arabic superstitions known collectively as Islam.

For this purpose they're happy to make use of all the liberties offered by the 'decadent' infidel Western nations, determined to exploit every weekness and loophole of Western democracy.
Bin Laden: You stupid American crossworshippers, I respectfully invite you to convert to Islam and join us in the noble endeavor of killing all these Eeevil Jews.
(KABOOM!!!) the WTC towers fall.

Bush: Fuck you and your Caliphate !
(KABOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!) all over Afghanistan and Iraq and the stinky cave where bin Laden's hiding...
Caliphate by theoneverdies August 20, 2007

Caliphate 

Caliphate (or Global Islamic Kingdom)
The establishment of which is the ultimate aim of the vast majority of 'peaceful' muslims who come to the West. The Shias who come to the West because Sunnis are killing them or vice versa, or the Alevis or Ahmediyas who come because both Sunnis and Shias are killing them, are pretty united in the pursuit of this evil fantasy. They do not want a world where Islam is just one religion among many. They want a world where Islam is the only religion... or at least, one where it's the religion that dominates completely, so all others can be dhimmified and humililated. So that blacks can be made slaves again, homosexuals executed and and women made half-equal to men. and anyone can be executed for criticizing any of the Arabic superstitions known collectively as Islam.

For this purpose they're happy to make use of all the liberties offered by the 'decadent' infidel Western nations, determined to exploit every weekness and loophole of Western democracy.
Bin Laden: You stupid American crossworshippers, I respectfully invite you to convert to Islam and join us in the noble endeavor of killing all these Eeevil Jews.
(KABOOM!!!) the WTC towers fall.

Bush: Fuck you and your Caliphate!
(KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!! all over Afghanistan and Iraq and the stinky cave where bin Laden's hiding)
Caliphate by thoeneverdies December 31, 2008

Ummayad Caliphate 

The Ummayad Caliphate (in Arabic: الخلافة الأموية: alkhilafat al'umawia) very first of the caliphates. It started in 661 when Ali ibn Abi Talib, the last Rashidun caliph, died. His rival Muawiya started a caliphate that would expand to the borders of Islam. In 711, Tarek ibn Ziyad led a Berber army up into Iberia and won, expelling the Visigoths out of Spain. As the caliphate expanded, it started to get less religious. It was defeated in 750 when Abbasid armies, from their base in Baghdad, attacked with the help of Ummayad rebels in north-east Iran.
The Ummayad Caliphate (661 - 750) was the very first caliphate!

abbasid caliphate 

A word that people who are procrastinating in their study of astronomy in the abbasid caliphate look up because its fun to say and sounds smart. hahahaha and if you are lame enough to try to find an answer it is actually ancient arabia. but screw that, lets partay!
me: damn astronomy in the abbasid caliphate
me: lets see if urban dictonary has anything about it
abbasid caliphate by :-D <3 May 4, 2006

Short Bus Caliphate 

The short bus caliphate is a sunni islamic terror group that started in egypt by they're caliph Wilma Diqfiet in 1983 after being inspired by the islamic revolution, the sbc has networks in haiti, portugal, egypt (main headquarters), turkey, russia (former chechnya), and now has started a campaign in ukraine after the war started to build they're own country The aproximate number of their members are unknown However their activity has been steadly increasing over the decades
My father is an Short Bus Caliphate martyr
Short Bus Caliphate by Niggergoy September 13, 2025

calibrate 

phrase a criticism in a way that keeps you out of trouble
President Obama wishes he had "calibrated" his criticism of the Cambridge Police Department, so that he hadn't come under so much heat for the way he phrased it originally.
calibrate by MalibuGA July 27, 2009
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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