Soothing/appeasing remarks or dialogue designed to lower da blood-pressure and core-temperature of da listener.
I get so sick of hearing elected officials' spouting lots of "the economy and general social-status is great and getting better" calmmentary, when in reality nothing is noticeably better --- or maybe even worse --- than when said self-praising government hotshots originally took office!
by QuacksO December 24, 2020
Get the calmmentary mug.When a person whose parents left him/her decided to dropout of highschool and use the tuition fee for buying a pc and start stupid drama and call it content.
by Roboticlads April 22, 2022
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a collection of shared moments in memory exchanged via texts, memories of sweat and involuntary gasps, hands against flesh, and moans of intense climax; memories of soft easy laughter against pillows and the southward migration of goosebumps raised off smooth skin
Our cummentary led directly from texting to the bedroom; I couldn't wait for his clothes to hit the floor.
by Sunny Lanning June 24, 2015
Get the cummentary mug.When a person whose parents left him/her decided to dropout of highschool and use his tuition fee to buy a pc. They usually make useless drama and call them content even though it's not.
by Roboticlads April 22, 2022
Get the Commentary channel mug.Someone who is involved with the happenings of the YouTube commentary community to an extreme, almost obnoxious degree. They spend a lot of time ranting ("Sperging out") about petty drama and have extensive, often unnecessary knowledge about said dramas.
Said people often have no life outside of the internet and spend their spare time in commentary discord servers or calling into livestreams to "Debate" others on recent drama, Despite Usually having no following of their own. Often, commentary spergs are used by the YouTubers themselves for information about events in the community.
Said people often have no life outside of the internet and spend their spare time in commentary discord servers or calling into livestreams to "Debate" others on recent drama, Despite Usually having no following of their own. Often, commentary spergs are used by the YouTubers themselves for information about events in the community.
Person one: I just found out that in a 2018 livestream, *Youtuber* made a negative comment about Keemstar-
Person two: You're such a commentary sperg.
Person two: You're such a commentary sperg.
by metaz January 19, 2023
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by Arcxxus January 24, 2022
Get the Commentary mug.When you are listening to the commentary of a game, homer commentary is demonstrated when the game's commentary is cheering for the home team. Yelling for fouls, at miss shots, at the refs, maybe even for a shot to be missed by the opposing player. Mostly used by the Milwaukee Bucks and sometimes the Boston Celtics.
(5.2 seconds left)
Commentary: Bryant has the ball, turns arounds at the elbow. Jumps, shoots...
Homer Commentary: MISS IT!
Commentary: And he banks it in at the buzzer! Lakers win! 98-96!
Homer Commentary: Bucks lost the game because of the bad calls, nothing you can do about it.
Commentary: Bryant has the ball, turns arounds at the elbow. Jumps, shoots...
Homer Commentary: MISS IT!
Commentary: And he banks it in at the buzzer! Lakers win! 98-96!
Homer Commentary: Bucks lost the game because of the bad calls, nothing you can do about it.
by Henry Yates January 17, 2010
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