calm calm 

Means cool,

how’s you’re day been?

“Calm calm”

calm calm by Smartpatr January 13, 2021

Calm your tits 

An expression uttered when an individual reacts in an inappropriately excited manner to a given situation.

Jim: "Oh, my God. Did you see that guy hit on my girlfriend? He gave her a drink and smiled at her. He's totally trying to hit on her. I'm going to fight him."

Dave: "Calm your tits, Jim. He's the bartender."

Calm your tits by bassdude726 May 30, 2014

Calm your tits 

A phrase we use when a fellow being is: stressed, anxious, freaking out, pissed off, raging, etc.
We can use other phrases such as "calm down", "take a chill pill", "I got chu", "take five", or "take a breather"; but "calm your tits" has the word tits in it and everybody loves tits. So therefore it is right and just to use "calm your tits" when somebody is about to rage.
However, "Calm your tits" is a PG 13 saying. If you are under the age of 13 please use the following:
- "soothe your boobs"
- "de-stress your breasts"
- "undo the calamity that is in your mammaries"
- "adjust your bust before it combusts"

Example #1 (for people above the age of 13)
*couple on phone*
Girlfriend: you liked her fucking instagram photo and rated her a 10 blah blah blah blah unfaithful blah blah ratchet blah blah blah no luv u no mo blah blah heartbrok-
Boyfriend: Babe, calm your tits. I gots you.
Girlfriend: *le sigh*

Example #2 (for people under the age of 13)
Mom: Why is there so many f*cking dishes in the sink Jimmy?! Didnt I tell you to feed the dog?! Where the f*ck is the remote! Make me a coffee and do your chores Jimmy or you're grounded for a month!
Jimmy: Adjust your bust before it

combusts.
*end of discussion*

Example #3
Tyrone: *takes off with Quinelle's weave without consulting*
Quinelle: *screams* Ackrite Tyrone! Dont fucking play around!! Get your ass back here right now!!!
Tyrone: Geez, Quinelle. Calm your tits. I was just playing around b...

Thank you for your time

Calm your tits by Quinelle April 7, 2014

calm the fuck down 

Some thing that about 98% of people should do.

Christina, calm the fuck down

calm the fuck down by mAGIK bUS June 13, 2005

Calm and collected

To be chilled and ready for the world and life

I like to stay calm and collected when I'm handling situations

Calm and collected by Savy my nigga July 6, 2018

Calm 

It's cool,don't worry bout it ,that's alright ,yes mate, sweet

Person 1- "Just copped a pair of yeezys"
Person 2 -"That's calm"

Calm by calmradgie October 9, 2015

calm your farm 

telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill

Fred- OMFG I HATE YOU, YOU STUPID LITTLE..
George- calm your farm!

calm your farm by Hektic<3 February 21, 2009