Callumed 

To pull a callum is to be extremely stubborn, annoying and correct someone in the most disrespectful way.

Tom said "Exeter is famous for having good underground" "Nah that's London, hah you just got Callumed!" said Callum as the disrespectful cunt he is

Callumed by Urnan69FEFExdlollmao May 14, 2019

callumed 

working with someone who has anxiety and gets angry over the little things and is a workaholic, ends up ripping all of the worksheets

"I really wanna hire this guy but he's really anxious and claims to be a hard worker, I don't wanna get callumed"
"He ripped all of the worksheets, I think I just got callumed!"
"I think he's getting mad that I haven't done much work, oh no I think I got callumed?"

callumed by John Wicc November 21, 2018

Callumed 

Means very drunk and don’t know what’s happening

He was callumed last night

Callumed by Wizzkidd444 July 13, 2021

Callumed 

For when something is very broken or unusable

That van is well callumed

Callumed by Tek a guess August 1, 2021

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis 

Gandhi

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018

Calumed 

A thin layer of pre-cum layering your underwear.

Jesus was disappointed when Calum Calumed in his pants.

Calumed by precoom February 23, 2021

Callamed

When you’ve just left the kitchen and they send a check. (Traditionally in Wetherspoons but applicable elsewhere)

“You just got Callamed haha”

Callamed by Mill@-D October 8, 2025