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Calhouned 

When you make an agreement and everything is set in stone, and then somehow someway you end up agreeing to something totally different, but you have no idea what you actually agreed to.
I went to the dealership to buy this new car but somehow I got Calhouned and now I own a jet ski somehow.
Calhouned by franky4568 May 8, 2014

Calhouned 

The act of posting on Facebook how much you love your job only to find out you have been fired again.
Brad posted on Facebook how much he loved his job only to find out he had been Calhouned
Calhouned by molinerat December 28, 2013

Barney Calhoun 

The bad-ass security guard in Half Life 1 & 2. Barney Calhoun is the playable character in Half-Life: Blue Shift, and a major character in Half-Life 2 as well as Episode One. Michael Shapiro provided Barney's voice in the games of the Half-Life series. Scott Lynch, Valve Software's Chief Operating Officer, lent his face to the game for use in-game as Barney in Half-Life 2.

In Half-Life: Blue Shift, the playable Barney progresses through Black Mesa to escape the events of the resonance cascade, and is able to do so, in contrast to Gordon Freeman and Adrian Shephard, who are held in stasis. In Half-Life 2, Barney works as a mole for the Lambda Resistance in the Combine Civil Protection Forces. He provides the player information in the first chapter, leading him to Kleiner and Vance, and in the third chapter provides the player with his crowbar. The fact that Barney owes Gordon Freeman a beer is a running gag in the series.

Very stealthy. Name/word often used to describe a way of attacking an antagonist in a cool & stealthy way.
Barney Calhoun owes Gordon Freeman a beer.

Barney Calhoun owes ME a beer.

I Barney Calhouned that guy then I was declared hero in my city.
Balls. Testicles. Nuts. The spherical jaunts under your dick. Used when someone's trippin.
Bro you're trippin calhones right now, are you good?
Calhones by OG Squad Defines November 14, 2016

calzowned 

The proccess of being baked in an oven, and then eaten by a mob of angry Italians.
You just got calzowned by that sick person who likes to sclass corpes.
calzowned by toenail1 November 1, 2004
(Verb) To consume a minimal amount of an alcoholic beverage, esp. beer.

(Noun) An alcoholic beverage from which a minimal amount has been consumed.
"Look at all these wounded soldiers -- who Calhouned the beers?"

"I found a lot of Calhouns lying around after the party."
Calhoun by 36Mafia June 14, 2013
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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