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Calhouned  

To overdue something, add unneccesary effort, or to blow it out of proportion.
Liz calhouned our social studies project, writing notecards, making a powerpoint, hiring a marching band and getting Bob Barker as an announcer for our presenation on Moday.
Calhouned by Becks Grevau June 5, 2007
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Calhouned 

When you make an agreement and everything is set in stone, and then somehow someway you end up agreeing to something totally different, but you have no idea what you actually agreed to.
I went to the dealership to buy this new car but somehow I got Calhouned and now I own a jet ski somehow.
Calhouned by franky4568 May 8, 2014

Calhouned 

The act of posting on Facebook how much you love your job only to find out you have been fired again.
Brad posted on Facebook how much he loved his job only to find out he had been Calhouned
Calhouned by molinerat December 28, 2013

Barney Calhoun 

The bad-ass security guard in Half Life 1 & 2. Barney Calhoun is the playable character in Half-Life: Blue Shift, and a major character in Half-Life 2 as well as Episode One. Michael Shapiro provided Barney's voice in the games of the Half-Life series. Scott Lynch, Valve Software's Chief Operating Officer, lent his face to the game for use in-game as Barney in Half-Life 2.

In Half-Life: Blue Shift, the playable Barney progresses through Black Mesa to escape the events of the resonance cascade, and is able to do so, in contrast to Gordon Freeman and Adrian Shephard, who are held in stasis. In Half-Life 2, Barney works as a mole for the Lambda Resistance in the Combine Civil Protection Forces. He provides the player information in the first chapter, leading him to Kleiner and Vance, and in the third chapter provides the player with his crowbar. The fact that Barney owes Gordon Freeman a beer is a running gag in the series.

Very stealthy. Name/word often used to describe a way of attacking an antagonist in a cool & stealthy way.
Barney Calhoun owes Gordon Freeman a beer.

Barney Calhoun owes ME a beer.

I Barney Calhouned that guy then I was declared hero in my city.
Balls. Testicles. Nuts. The spherical jaunts under your dick. Used when someone's trippin.
Bro you're trippin calhones right now, are you good?
Calhones by OG Squad Defines November 14, 2016

calzowned 

The proccess of being baked in an oven, and then eaten by a mob of angry Italians.
You just got calzowned by that sick person who likes to sclass corpes.
calzowned by toenail1 November 1, 2004
(Verb) To consume a minimal amount of an alcoholic beverage, esp. beer.

(Noun) An alcoholic beverage from which a minimal amount has been consumed.
"Look at all these wounded soldiers -- who Calhouned the beers?"

"I found a lot of Calhouns lying around after the party."
Calhoun by 36Mafia June 14, 2013
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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