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when one's balls sag so much so that thee drag upon a surface which is most commonly cement. this coarse surface causes a hardening of the sack and, eventually, a thick callous
Man: my balls are bleeding
Lobotomy Surgeon: don't worry they'll callous and become calloused balls
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watching orpahns being cooked in a boiling kettle makes me umbo
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