Collards
black guy: what did you get as your side?
white girl: collards.
black guy: hahahahahah...what?????? Say that again.
white girl: collards.
black guy: hahahahahah...what?????? Say that again.
Collards by fght4yrmnd January 14, 2011
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These Collards Don't Run Burger
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with collard greens!"
These Collards Don't Run Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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collars for dollars
When a cop makes a proactive arrest minutes before his shift is over so that the paperwork and booking procedures allow for a couple hours of overtime for that officer.
collars for dollars by mister delicious June 16, 2007
Collard Greens
Man 1: "yo you got that stack of money foo?"
Man 2: "yeah bro I keep my Collard Greens on me at all times"
Man 2: "yeah bro I keep my Collard Greens on me at all times"
Collard Greens by chaweman August 17, 2021
collars match the cuffs
Describing whether or not a chicks pubes matches her hair. usually asked by a buddy after learning of a casual sex encounter and asking for a vicarious image.
No, fucking way man. You banged that hot blond from the bar last night! But did her collars match the cuffs?
collars match the cuffs by plumberjoe January 29, 2009
Collard Greens
Collard Greens by Co11ard Greens February 4, 2019
collars and cuffs
collars and cuffs by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003
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