black guy: what did you get as your side?
white girl: collards.
black guy: hahahahahah...what?????? Say that again.
by fght4yrmnd January 13, 2011
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Man 1: "yo you got that stack of money foo?"

Man 2: "yeah bro I keep my Collard Greens on me at all times"
by chaweman August 18, 2021
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Some leaf vegetable shit that black people eat, sometimes has bacon and shit.
Yo Kelsey, I want some collard greens. So delicious and hella nutritious!
by turnip2k14 July 8, 2014
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spinach for collard people
white guy-"what are collard greens any way?"
black guy-"they is like spinach."
white guy-"so why dont you just eat spinach?"
black guy-"..."
by Tyranosuarus Effing Awesome November 20, 2007
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plant similar to cabbage, popular in southern US. served up with cornbread. mentioned in the movie 'Friday'
'you even trying to eat lobster and drink champagne?...you strictly a collard green corn bread baby, if anybody know, i know'- sample from lil' kim's 'came back for you'
by me old fruity October 6, 2005
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North Carolina expression. Refers to a woman's posterior.
"Shew doggy she's fine! I'd like to pack her collard hole!"
by Pablo Cervantes December 3, 2021
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