Collards

What white girls call collard greens.

black guy: what did you get as your side?
white girl: collards.
black guy: hahahahahah...what?????? Say that again.

by fght4yrmnd January 14, 2011

Collard Greens

A Bundle Of Cash

Man 1: "yo you got that stack of money foo?"

Man 2: "yeah bro I keep my Collard Greens on me at all times"

by chaweman August 17, 2021

Collard Greens

This Ya favorite song

Ohh ohh collard greens this yo favorite song.

by Co11ard Greens February 4, 2019

collard greens

Some leaf vegetable shit that black people eat, sometimes has bacon and shit.

Yo Kelsey, I want some collard greens. So delicious and hella nutritious!

by turnip2k14 July 8, 2014

collard greens

spinach for collard people

white guy-"what are collard greens any way?"
black guy-"they is like spinach."
white guy-"so why dont you just eat spinach?"
black guy-"..."

by Tyranosuarus Effing Awesome December 20, 2007

collard green

plant similar to cabbage, popular in southern US. served up with cornbread. mentioned in the movie 'Friday'

'you even trying to eat lobster and drink champagne?...you strictly a collard green corn bread baby, if anybody know, i know'- sample from lil' kim's 'came back for you'

by me old fruity October 7, 2005

Collard hole

North Carolina expression. Refers to a woman's posterior.

"Shew doggy she's fine! I'd like to pack her collard hole!"

by Pablo Cervantes December 3, 2021