Definitions by jimmiedavurdmeister

dingleberry sauce

The combination of several sharts with dingleberries, what else?

Before I could handle my accumulation of dingleberries in a timely manner, I unexpectedly found it necessary to add a bunch of sharts in with them, so now I've got a major accumulation of dingleberry sauce!

dingleberry sauce by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

dungleberries 

a substantial pile of dried-up, undisposed-of dingleberries.

"Hey Zeke, howzabout loadin' up them dungleberries onta the spreader and take 'em out t' th' medder an' dump 'em, okay?"

dungleberries by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

phlakkegmatic

One who is continually and/or routinely involved in the production of phlakkegm.

Stay clear of Melton over there, he's a phlakkegmatic.

phlakkegmatic by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

picnit 

The act of finely combing little bugs out of one's hair during a cootie hunt.

Harold got sent home from school yesterday for a picnit.

picnit by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

blak sambo 

a replacement for the now dead and buried n-word.

Hey blak sambo! Yo Mama!

blak sambo by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

cootie hunt 

why the school nurse sometimes sends people home to have their hair combed out for li'l bitty varmints crawling around in it; also known as Lice Chex.

Seven kids in our room got sent home today for a cootie hunt, Mom, including me!

cootie hunt by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

Lice Chex 

why the school nurse sometimes sends people home to have their hair combed out for li'l bitty varmints crawling around in it; also known as cootie hunt.

Seven kids in our room got sent home today with Lice Chex, Mom, including me!

Lice Chex by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009