jimmiedavurdmeister's definitions

dingleberry sauce

The combination of several sharts with dingleberries, what else?

Before I could handle my accumulation of dingleberries in a timely manner, I unexpectedly found it necessary to add a bunch of sharts in with them, so now I've got a major accumulation of dingleberry sauce!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

dungleberries

a substantial pile of dried-up, undisposed-of dingleberries.

"Hey Zeke, howzabout loadin' up them dungleberries onta the spreader and take 'em out t' th' medder an' dump 'em, okay?"

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

phlakkegmatic

One who is continually and/or routinely involved in the production of phlakkegm.

Stay clear of Melton over there, he's a phlakkegmatic.

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

picnit

The act of finely combing little bugs out of one's hair during a cootie hunt.

Harold got sent home from school yesterday for a picnit.

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

blak sambo

a replacement for the now dead and buried n-word.

Hey blak sambo! Yo Mama!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

cootie hunt

why the school nurse sometimes sends people home to have their hair combed out for li'l bitty varmints crawling around in it; also known as Lice Chex.

Seven kids in our room got sent home today for a cootie hunt, Mom, including me!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

Lice Chex

why the school nurse sometimes sends people home to have their hair combed out for li'l bitty varmints crawling around in it; also known as cootie hunt.

Seven kids in our room got sent home today with Lice Chex, Mom, including me!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009