jimmiedavurdmeister's definitions

cullards

another name for people who were formerly of the n-word status, until that word was formally declared to be dead and buried during the summer of 2007. Not to be cornfused with COLLARD greens.

Boy, give dem cullards an inch and they'll run over the hull country!

by jimmiedavurdmeister December 9, 2008

heightleaded

Your description of how you feel after you've had too much to drink.

Wow, I feel sho heightleaded I cand even shtand up shtraight, led alone try ta walk a shtraight line!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

Redneck New Yorker

Rural New Yorkers from any point in the state west of the Adirondacks and Catskills ("Midwest" NY residents, as opposed to NYC residents, Long Island residents, Westchester County residents, and Upstaters)).

Generally referred to by urban New Yorkers as "upstaters", and by southerners as "yankees". Neither of these groups actually has a clue as to who or what ANYBODY is, if they live over 150 miles away from themselves, since they have never been, nor will they ever even attempt to go that far from their own familiar territory because it would be too much like getting out of their comfort zones.

Urban discussion:
"Hey, looka dat Redneck New Yorker fum da Finger Lakes."
"Finger Lakes, what dey be?"
"Dey be upstate summeres, I guess."
"Oh, by da Poconos?"
"Yeah, probly."

Southern rural discussion:
"Hey Zeke, looka that yankee redneck!"
"Yep, 'at phony's fum Noo Yawk, wa-a-a-a-y-y-y-y nawtha da Mason Dixon Lann an' calls hisseff a redneck!"
"Haow c'n he do dat, livin' in a skasscrapper an' all, lak he does?"
"Hee, hee, hee, y'know, he tole me he lives on a FORM, wit caows an' hosses an' evvythang?"
"Hee hee, Ah ain' nevva heard 'bout yankee formers!"

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

blak sambo

a replacement for the now dead and buried n-word.

Hey blak sambo! Yo Mama!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

tattooed old ladies

what the USA will be full of, 40 and more years from now.

Enjoy your inkjobs now, girls; in 40 years you'll all be so sagged out or so overweight that all you'll be is a bunch of tattooed old ladies appealing to NOBODY!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

dungleberries

a substantial pile of dried-up, undisposed-of dingleberries.

"Hey Zeke, howzabout loadin' up them dungleberries onta the spreader and take 'em out t' th' medder an' dump 'em, okay?"

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

wiiwii

what Nintendoholics occasionally need to do, so they hit the Pause button and go do it.

"Oops, it's wiiwii time!"

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009