by jimmiedavurdmeister August 13, 2007
New York State's biggest almost-seven-year waste of money since the Rockefeller era in Albany put up so many castles in the slums;
a person (term loosely used!) who spends more time in any or every OTHER state in the Union trying to gain brownie points for herself, for the '08 presidential election which, if she wins, could well result in her eventual "sudden" demise at husband Bill's hands (Yep, the very "It all depends on just what murder ... is" Bill!), who, undoubtedly serving as her Vice-president, can ease his way into two MORE consecutive terms as president after filling out the unexpired time left in either of HER two consecutive terms that USA voters will most likely be dumb enough to elect her to in 2008 and 2012.
a person (term loosely used!) who spends more time in any or every OTHER state in the Union trying to gain brownie points for herself, for the '08 presidential election which, if she wins, could well result in her eventual "sudden" demise at husband Bill's hands (Yep, the very "It all depends on just what murder ... is" Bill!), who, undoubtedly serving as her Vice-president, can ease his way into two MORE consecutive terms as president after filling out the unexpired time left in either of HER two consecutive terms that USA voters will most likely be dumb enough to elect her to in 2008 and 2012.
by jimmiedavurdmeister August 21, 2007
by jimmiedavurdmeister August 14, 2007
Enjoy your inkjobs now, girls; in 40 years you'll all be so sagged out or so overweight that all you'll be is a bunch of tattooed old ladies appealing to NOBODY!
by jimmiedavurdmeister August 20, 2007
Rural New Yorkers from any point in the state west of the Adirondacks and Catskills ("Midwest" NY residents, as opposed to NYC residents, Long Island residents, Westchester County residents, and Upstaters)).
Generally referred to by urban New Yorkers as "upstaters", and by southerners as "yankees". Neither of these groups actually has a clue as to who or what ANYBODY is, if they live over 150 miles away from themselves, since they have never been, nor will they ever even attempt to go that far from their own familiar territory because it would be too much like getting out of their comfort zones.
Generally referred to by urban New Yorkers as "upstaters", and by southerners as "yankees". Neither of these groups actually has a clue as to who or what ANYBODY is, if they live over 150 miles away from themselves, since they have never been, nor will they ever even attempt to go that far from their own familiar territory because it would be too much like getting out of their comfort zones.
Urban discussion:
"Hey, looka dat Redneck New Yorker fum da Finger Lakes."
"Finger Lakes, what dey be?"
"Dey be upstate summeres, I guess."
"Oh, by da Poconos?"
"Yeah, probly."
Southern rural discussion:
"Hey Zeke, looka that yankee redneck!"
"Yep, 'at phony's fum Noo Yawk, wa-a-a-a-y-y-y-y nawtha da Mason Dixon Lann an' calls hisseff a redneck!"
"Haow c'n he do dat, livin' in a skasscrapper an' all, lak he does?"
"Hee, hee, hee, y'know, he tole me he lives on a FORM, wit caows an' hosses an' evvythang?"
"Hee hee, Ah ain' nevva heard 'bout yankee formers!"
"Hey, looka dat Redneck New Yorker fum da Finger Lakes."
"Finger Lakes, what dey be?"
"Dey be upstate summeres, I guess."
"Oh, by da Poconos?"
"Yeah, probly."
Southern rural discussion:
"Hey Zeke, looka that yankee redneck!"
"Yep, 'at phony's fum Noo Yawk, wa-a-a-a-y-y-y-y nawtha da Mason Dixon Lann an' calls hisseff a redneck!"
"Haow c'n he do dat, livin' in a skasscrapper an' all, lak he does?"
"Hee, hee, hee, y'know, he tole me he lives on a FORM, wit caows an' hosses an' evvythang?"
"Hee hee, Ah ain' nevva heard 'bout yankee formers!"
by jimmiedavurdmeister August 17, 2007
by jimmiedavurdmeister August 21, 2007
Wow, I feel sho heightleaded I cand even shtand up shtraight, led alone try ta walk a shtraight line!
by jimmiedavurdmeister August 15, 2007