jimmiedavurdmeister's definitions

Hillary Clinton

New York State's biggest almost-seven-year waste of money since the Rockefeller era in Albany put up so many castles in the slums;

a person (term loosely used!) who spends more time in any or every OTHER state in the Union trying to gain brownie points for herself, for the '08 presidential election which, if she wins, could well result in her eventual "sudden" demise at husband Bill's hands (Yep, the very "It all depends on just what murder ... is" Bill!), who, undoubtedly serving as her Vice-president, can ease his way into two MORE consecutive terms as president after filling out the unexpired time left in either of HER two consecutive terms that USA voters will most likely be dumb enough to elect her to in 2008 and 2012.

"We're ba-a-a-a-a-c-c-c-k!" --- Bill and Hillary Clinton.

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

blak sambo

a replacement for the now dead and buried n-word.

Hey blak sambo! Yo Mama!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

dingleberry sauce

The combination of several sharts with dingleberries, what else?

Before I could handle my accumulation of dingleberries in a timely manner, I unexpectedly found it necessary to add a bunch of sharts in with them, so now I've got a major accumulation of dingleberry sauce!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

stupidacity

A boneheaded action committed by one who should know better but goes ahead and does it anyway.

Stupidacity is as stupidacity does! May that dude rest in peace for running a stop sign in front of that semi truck that pushed him broadside into the train running alongside him.

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

heightleaded

Your description of how you feel after you've had too much to drink.

Wow, I feel sho heightleaded I cand even shtand up shtraight, led alone try ta walk a shtraight line!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

cullards

another name for people who were formerly of the n-word status, until that word was formally declared to be dead and buried during the summer of 2007. Not to be cornfused with COLLARD greens.

Boy, give dem cullards an inch and they'll run over the hull country!

by jimmiedavurdmeister December 9, 2008

Redneck New Yorker

Rural New Yorkers from any point in the state west of the Adirondacks and Catskills ("Midwest" NY residents, as opposed to NYC residents, Long Island residents, Westchester County residents, and Upstaters)).

Generally referred to by urban New Yorkers as "upstaters", and by southerners as "yankees". Neither of these groups actually has a clue as to who or what ANYBODY is, if they live over 150 miles away from themselves, since they have never been, nor will they ever even attempt to go that far from their own familiar territory because it would be too much like getting out of their comfort zones.

Urban discussion:
"Hey, looka dat Redneck New Yorker fum da Finger Lakes."
"Finger Lakes, what dey be?"
"Dey be upstate summeres, I guess."
"Oh, by da Poconos?"
"Yeah, probly."

Southern rural discussion:
"Hey Zeke, looka that yankee redneck!"
"Yep, 'at phony's fum Noo Yawk, wa-a-a-a-y-y-y-y nawtha da Mason Dixon Lann an' calls hisseff a redneck!"
"Haow c'n he do dat, livin' in a skasscrapper an' all, lak he does?"
"Hee, hee, hee, y'know, he tole me he lives on a FORM, wit caows an' hosses an' evvythang?"
"Hee hee, Ah ain' nevva heard 'bout yankee formers!"

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009