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These Collards Don't Run Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with collard greens
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with collard greens!"

mason cullars 

Mason Cullars is not him. In fact, he may be the biggest dush bag in his hometown. Everybody needs a Mason Cullars in their life so they can feel better about themselves. He is Mason Collards. Mason's hobbies include Roblox, Fortnite, OB, TT, and going to the bathroom multiple times during a school day. He stays mall crawling up in dis joint. aye
Everbody look at mason cullars he's mall crawlin up in dis joint ayyeeee. MASON COLLLARDSSS GREEENNNNSSSSS
mason cullars by robloxlover132312 November 29, 2022

callards 

a pair of trousers. rhyming slang. callard and bowsers
i just got myself a new pair of callards
callards by dandyliver July 31, 2012

Collards 

What white girls call collard greens.
black guy: what did you get as your side?
white girl: collards.
black guy: hahahahahah...what?????? Say that again.
Collards by fght4yrmnd January 14, 2011
Cullars is a sexy person who is fun to hang around with. Lots of people have the LAST name Cullars and some people have thier first name Cullars.
OMG, her last name must be Cullars!
Cullars by heeheemustaches January 19, 2013
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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