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calimari 

the cervix
from the seafood appetizer which resembles the shape and texture of a womans cervix
I ran my jimmy deep and tickled the calimari
calimari by DJ Capp December 25, 2004
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soggy calimari 

When a girl excessively works out without showering for days and her vaginia looks like it might have an infection cause it's crusty and smells like fish.
Guy 1: how was that girl you took home from the gym?
Guy 2: when she took her pants off, she had that soggy calimari.
soggy calimari by Peacock matt October 23, 2017

Calamari Cock Ring 

A Calamari Cock Ring is a ring worn around the penis, usually at the base but made from calamari.

However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?

Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.

Person 1: Oh, shit.

Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.

Person 1: As in?

Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.

Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Calamari Cock Ring by Airbar August 7, 2018

calipari 

verb: to abruptly leave someone or something, to fuck over
Wife: "You've been acting different lately, is something wrong?"

Husband: "Don't worry honey, everything is fine. I would never calipari you."

Customer: "Dude that guy just walked out on his bar tab."

Bartender: "Yeah, i just got caliparied."
calipari by veca901 April 2, 2009

Calamari Cocktail 

When a woman gets to fucking around and takes a shot of alcohol out of the man’s foreskin.
“Calamari Cocktails should be a regular service at Hooters - you know, some nice lookin 21 year old bartender pours a shot in your foreskin just for another smoke shot decides to rip a shot off your cock. Sounds fucking sweet!”

#SaveTheForeskin!
Calamari Cocktail by Isl-96 February 9, 2023

busaba calamari 

Signature dish of the Busaba Eathai chain in UK.
An order of busaba calamari.
busaba calamari by Thomas Galetta October 15, 2008

Calamari Kisses 

A hot, three-round burst of farts, planted on your lovers nape.
Dude, did you see Fred give Gabby them Calamari kisses?! He ran in bare ass, and just suction to the back of her neck!
Calamari Kisses by Jberry0816 June 9, 2023
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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