by DJ Capp December 25, 2004
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Guy 1: how was that girl you took home from the gym?
Guy 2: when she took her pants off, she had that soggy calimari.
Guy 2: when she took her pants off, she had that soggy calimari.
by Peacock matt October 23, 2017
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A Calamari Cock Ring is a ring worn around the penis, usually at the base but made from calamari.
However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?
Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.
Person 1: Oh, shit.
Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.
Person 1: As in?
Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.
Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.
Person 1: Oh, shit.
Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.
Person 1: As in?
Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.
Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
by Airbar August 7, 2018
Get the Calamari Cock Ring mug.Wife: "You've been acting different lately, is something wrong?"
Husband: "Don't worry honey, everything is fine. I would never calipari you."
Customer: "Dude that guy just walked out on his bar tab."
Bartender: "Yeah, i just got caliparied."
Husband: "Don't worry honey, everything is fine. I would never calipari you."
Customer: "Dude that guy just walked out on his bar tab."
Bartender: "Yeah, i just got caliparied."
by veca901 April 2, 2009
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Get the busaba calamari mug.Dude, did you see Fred give Gabby them Calamari kisses?! He ran in bare ass, and just suction to the back of her neck!
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