calimari 

the cervix
from the seafood appetizer which resembles the shape and texture of a womans cervix

I ran my jimmy deep and tickled the calimari

calimari by DJ Capp December 25, 2004

soggy calimari 

When a girl excessively works out without showering for days and her vaginia looks like it might have an infection cause it's crusty and smells like fish.

Guy 1: how was that girl you took home from the gym?
Guy 2: when she took her pants off, she had that soggy calimari.

soggy calimari by Peacock matt October 23, 2017

Calamari Cock Ring 

A Calamari Cock Ring is a ring worn around the penis, usually at the base but made from calamari.

However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.

Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?

Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.

Person 1: Oh, shit.

Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.

Person 1: As in?

Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.

Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.

Calamari Cock Ring by Airbar August 7, 2018

calipari 

verb: to abruptly leave someone or something, to fuck over

Wife: "You've been acting different lately, is something wrong?"

Husband: "Don't worry honey, everything is fine. I would never calipari you."

Customer: "Dude that guy just walked out on his bar tab."

Bartender: "Yeah, i just got caliparied."

calipari by veca901 April 2, 2009

Calamari Cocktail 

When a woman gets to fucking around and takes a shot of alcohol out of the man’s foreskin.

“Calamari Cocktails should be a regular service at Hooters - you know, some nice lookin 21 year old bartender pours a shot in your foreskin just for another smoke shot decides to rip a shot off your cock. Sounds fucking sweet!”

#SaveTheForeskin!

Calamari Cocktail by Isl-96 February 9, 2023

busaba calamari 

Signature dish of the Busaba Eathai chain in UK.

An order of busaba calamari.

busaba calamari by Thomas Galetta October 15, 2008

Calamari Kisses 

A hot, three-round burst of farts, planted on your lovers nape.

Dude, did you see Fred give Gabby them Calamari kisses?! He ran in bare ass, and just suction to the back of her neck!

Calamari Kisses by Jberry0816 June 9, 2023