Wife: "You've been acting different lately, is something wrong?"
Husband: "Don't worry honey, everything is fine. I would never calipari you."
Customer: "Dude that guy just walked out on his bar tab."
Bartender: "Yeah, i just got caliparied."
Husband: "Don't worry honey, everything is fine. I would never calipari you."
Customer: "Dude that guy just walked out on his bar tab."
Bartender: "Yeah, i just got caliparied."
by veca901 April 02, 2009