2 definitions by Peacock matt
When you drink a few $5 bottles of wine at a festival in Rome and wake up hours after it’s over in a porta potty. Now you are drunk and lost
*5 am door bell rings
Brad: what happened?! We lost you at the front of the stage
Matt: buddy! I woke up in a porta potty at the festival and there wasn’t anyone around!!
Brad: you mean the Collosseum night night?
Brad: what happened?! We lost you at the front of the stage
Matt: buddy! I woke up in a porta potty at the festival and there wasn’t anyone around!!
Brad: you mean the Collosseum night night?
by Peacock matt August 28, 2018
When a girl excessively works out without showering for days and her vaginia looks like it might have an infection cause it's crusty and smells like fish.
Guy 1: how was that girl you took home from the gym?
Guy 2: when she took her pants off, she had that soggy calimari.
Guy 2: when she took her pants off, she had that soggy calimari.
by Peacock matt October 24, 2017