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caleader 

An independent and determined person who is down to do anything. She's also really pretty and intelligent.
I like caleader she's very determined
caleader by 1234 anonymous May 27, 2021

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) 

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.
Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.

Calenderize 

To add something onto a calender or schedule.
Person 1: Did you remember about the party tomorrow?

Person 2: Oh no, I forgot to calenderize it!
A man who leads cats to their death
I lead the cat to his death
I AM A CATLEADER
Catleader by Rori Of The Cult Rora January 10, 2021

calender-cock 

when a person, usually male, divides his penis into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with January at the tip. Each year that passes, the calender cock will be given a sacrificial virgin with a particularly tight minge. The calender cock must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus gradually increasing the threshold for cock at the rate of 1 segment per month. some larger calender cocks can have the accuracy of weeks or in some extreme cases even to the day
Steve: Hey man, what month is it?

Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit

Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?

Jauquim: September

Steve: Sweet!
calender-cock by BradenBirk June 20, 2009

calendergasm

Its when the time/date show the same number/s in each field.

*Woot, in before Tom!*
the ninth second of the ninth minute of the ninth hour of the ninth day of the ninth month of 2009

calendergasm'ed would be

09/09/09/09/09/09
calendergasm by CarlTomTristan September 9, 2009