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calderize 

to leer at large breasted women in a creepy way from a close proximity
steve often calderizes girls at bars
calderize by Steven Calder February 19, 2006

caranderize 

transitive verb: Inflected forms: car•an•der•ized, car•an•der•iz•ing, car•an•der•iz•es DEFINITIONS: 1. (originally) To smell a bicycle seat specifically. 2. (generally now, in common use) By using one's nose in very very close proximity, to detect and delight in the odor, stink or scent, and to gauge for vulgar or perverse personal pleasure, the seamy olfactory characteristics of an object, most commonly a seat, which has been in direct contact with the, clothed or unclothed, buttocks or ass of a person. Other Forms: car'an•der•i•za'tion (noun); car'an•der•iz'er (noun).
(in current use) Martin loved to caranderize the still warm seats in the movie theater as soon as possible after the audience had exited.; (originally) Willie would spend hours caranderizing at the bicycle rack outside the library's entrance.
caranderize by Lt. Johnny C. January 8, 2009

calendarize 

To add a scheduled event to a planning calendar, so that it may serve as a future reminder.
A friend invited me a to a party he is holding in a few weeks. I calendarized it so that I would not forget.
calendarize by Genghis Dave April 18, 2005

Calendering 

When someone is a perfectionist with the exact dates and times of everything and when you try to arrange a different time for something they will have a fit an complain that once its in the calendar, it cant be changed.
Lisa: Hey Jess, I cant have that brunch with you a family thing has come up and I really cant miss it.
Jess: What are you saying?
Lisa: I saying that we will have to re schedule.
Jess: But I wrote it in my calendar, my phone and my diary and it took me super long to plan this!
Lisa: Bye Jess.
*HANGS UP PHONE*
Lisa: That girl needs help with all her calendering
Calendering by Pipsqueak101 January 13, 2019

calendarize 

(V): The action of placing an event or occurrence onto a calendar.
I need to calendarize my dentist appointment.
calendarize by tilo February 12, 2006

calendarize 

In basketball, when one player dunks on another so many times that a calendar could be created consisting of dunk photos.

Getting dunked on one time is getting posterized, but getting dunked on many times is getting calendarized.
That was the definition of calendarize last night. Blake Griffin calenderized Aron Baynes in game 1. Poor guy was getting thrown down on every time he looked up.
calendarize by buster chestnutz April 20, 2015