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a calender could be in physical or mental form, but ultimatly defines a system of time parsioned into different sectors.
by Anonymous August 14, 2003
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Describes a time and place where one does not give a shit if the correct spelling of the word calendar is used.
Here is the calender for the day

Stick your calender where the sun don't shine

"oi mate, you know what the date is?"

"No. I don't give a calender
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