Calender 

Describes a time and place where one does not give a shit if the correct spelling of the word calendar is used.

Here is the calender for the day

Stick your calender where the sun don't shine

"oi mate, you know what the date is?"

"No. I don't give a calender

Calender by Bigpappa6969696969696996969696 April 5, 2018

calender 

a calender could be in physical or mental form, but ultimatly defines a system of time parsioned into different sectors.

calender by Anonymous August 14, 2003

calender 

A Year

calender by Anonymous October 3, 2003

calender-cock 

when a person, usually male, divides his penis into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with January at the tip. Each year that passes, the calender cock will be given a sacrificial virgin with a particularly tight minge. The calender cock must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus gradually increasing the threshold for cock at the rate of 1 segment per month. some larger calender cocks can have the accuracy of weeks or in some extreme cases even to the day

Steve: Hey man, what month is it?

Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit

Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?

Jauquim: September

Steve: Sweet!

calender-cock by BradenBirk June 20, 2009

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) 

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.

Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) by Stoolie November 25, 2014

[Rave] [Calender]

A Calender based and made to revolve around Raves. Meaning it includes the dates and places of where any Raves would be.

EX: (Not real)The Rave Calender shows the following: Kandi Plane Oct, 25, 2005

[Rave] [Calender] by OrgyGlowstix August 24, 2008

hardtime calender 

When a inmate in prison has a calender up and is crossing out everyday that passes

I only have 60days left in here is going by so slow ive got the hardtime calender up

hardtime calender by dbest00 April 12, 2017