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Cagism is fascinating religion that is centered around the idea of whether a particular individual, Calen Clapp or Casualwarrior43, is or is not a god. The central belief of this religion is that this person possesses a unique divine power, and followers of Cagism engage in specific rituals, traditions, and practices that are focused on this idea. The traditions and practices associated with this religion. Is gorting, gatting, and blicking.
Gorting and gatting could refer to a wide range of practices, depending on the specific beliefs and traditions of Cagism. Without further context, it is difficult to determine the precise nature of these practices. However, they could be seen as forms of worship or meditation, intended to help followers connect with the divine power of Calen Clapp or Casualwarrior43.
Blicking, on the other hand, is described as a specific tradition that involves finding the holy spirit of a person named Jick and casting him into a room of gats. Jick emerges from the room with the secrets of society. This tradition could be interpreted in a number of ways, depending on the beliefs and practices of Cagism. For example, it could be seen as a ritualistic form of divination, intended to reveal hidden truths about the world and susciety

One of the key features of Cagism is the sacred text. This text, known as "He said let there be gats and gorts existed," is believed to contain the fundamental truths of Cagism and to provide guidance and inspiration
Cagism is the best religion
cagism by Gatcat March 21, 2023
Urban Dictionary Merch
New religion of cat worship in which the god you pray to is the sphinx.
7 commandments:

(1) NEVER run, if you can walk.
(2) NEVER walk, if you can stand.
(3) NEVER stand, if you can sit.
(4) NEVER sit, if you can lie down
(5) NEVER stay awake, if you can be asleep
(6) Thou shalt never harm a feline
(7) Love all cats, and treat them as if they are people too.
I used to think she was just lazy,until i saw she followed Catism.
Catism by Rana Ayvaz April 21, 2008
Related Words
cagism • Carisma • catism • camism • calism • Capism • Cageism • Cakism • Chagism • Race-carism
Carisma is a really sweet girl. She always has a smile on her face & loves to laugh. She is a samoan 🤙& she is proud. She is really pretty & has the best dimples ever. She is very smart & responsible. She is caring, amazing, reble, interesting, smart, magnificent, & awesome. She has a great personality & I love her (no homo)
Carisma is my cousin
Carisma by Yogi.bear November 17, 2018
The movement for cat liberation and freedom from oppression at the hands of privileged humans in our unequal society.
Catism is if you decide to kill a cat, you will either be put down or you will spend life in prison. Cats also deserve the right to vote and have their own health care. Cats deserve equal marriage rights as well as their own reality show. We need to give cats equal representation in the government. There are unfair barriers in our bureaucracy that keep the cats glass ceiling low and unbreakable. If we want cats to move forward in our society we need start breaking down these barriers so cats can move forward with their lives. "Rights are not gifts from one man to another, nor from one class of men to another. It is impossible to discover any origin of rights otherwise than in the origin of man; it consequently follows that rights appertain to man in right of his existence, and must therefore be equal to every man." Thomas Paine

CAT STD's are REAL!!!!
Catism by Becka R., Ivanna P. October 15, 2013
Carisma is a funny and helpful person
that helps you no matter what even if you

don't ask for it. You can always count on her to keep a secret.

A Carisma will be your best friend until the end of time.
If you've met a Carisma you're so lucky.
Carisma by Abigail Grant June 11, 2018
Term used to describe the random sentences of wisdom that came from ancient Graeco-Roman philosophers. Cakisms are used to explain events such as the creation of mankind, how to obtain world peace, and why stupid people exist.
"It is what it is."

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem." "Wow, that was a really deep Cakism."
Cakism by TSSB March 8, 2009
An inherent driving ability that naturally inspires the confidence of passengers
Guy 1: Man, I'm so psyched for this road trip
Guy 2: Why is Danny driving? I've been driving for longer, it should be me
Guy 3: Sorry dude you're just not up to it
Guy 2: Oh yeah, what does he have that I don't
Guy 3: Carisma
Carisma by Blargle Margle August 6, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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