cafeteria'd 

when giving a man head he often will cry out "Oh I'm gonna cum!" The you brace yourself for the sexual eruption... except as he cums he pushes your head down causing your throat to close and the jiz to come out of your nose rather than be swallowed.

(kinda like when milk comes out of your nose from laughing in the cafeteria)
choked, cafeteria, lunch, milk, nose

Damnn! my girl was sucking on my penis, then as i was cummin, i made her deep throat my junk and... Shit!!! I cafeteria'd that ass!!!!!!

cafeteria'd by Rachi b March 26, 2008

cafeteria speed date

A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.

(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"

cafeteria speed date by JMayzin March 11, 2011

Cafeteria Fraiche 

A television cook-show hosted by Randy Marsh.
Making sure you keep your cooking fresh with Cafeteria Fraiche, you must remember to keep it fraiche.

Cafeteria Fraiche;
"Now olive oil does have a low smoke point so keep that heat low and keep it fraiiiichee. OHh OHH thats so F*cking hot, look at that crust its perfect, F*ck Yeah!''

Cafeteria Fraiche by Cheelos November 23, 2010

Cafeteria Food

Just lower your expectations while your at it.

I would rather eat from the garbage can from a McDonald's than eat Cafeteria Food.

Cafeteria Food by Dahooligan January 29, 2019

Cafeteria Food

When you cant tell the difference between shit and the food on the plate, and your friend is still eating it.

Friend has Cafeteria Food on their plate that looks like real shit.

You ask them what it is

They say its food.

Then you say: "You have mistaken shit for food."

Cafeteria Food by cscherme March 6, 2009

Cafeterian 

Cafeterian is a slang term (coined by interweb's Pile) that refers to a theist who claims to be part of a particular religious affiliation (such as a "Christian"), who picks and chooses select aspects of scripture and dogma to follow, while ignoring contradictory or other scriptures, rules and dogma. They basically select what they want to believe in, not unlike one would visit a cafeteria and select specific plates of food, while ignoring everything else.

Convenient bastid! This Cafeterian has condensed the entire nature and history of Christianity into a simple marketable sentence. It's up to us to trust that this guy somehow has figured the whole of Christianity out. Sure.

Cafeterian by polisanimos August 6, 2011

Cafeteria Catholic 

a Roman Catholic who chooses to follow what ever church idea or prohibition they choose to at his/her own discretion

She was a Cafeteria Catholic. Her daughter will most likely be one as well.

Cafeteria Catholic by The Return of Light Joker December 15, 2007