when giving a man head he often will cry out "Oh I'm gonna cum!" The you brace yourself for the sexual eruption... except as he cums he pushes your head down causing your throat to close and the jiz to come out of your nose rather than be swallowed.
(kinda like when milk comes out of your nose from laughing in the cafeteria)
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(kinda like when milk comes out of your nose from laughing in the cafeteria)
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Damnn! my girl was sucking on my penis, then as i was cummin, i made her deep throat my junk and... Shit!!! I cafeteria'd that ass!!!!!!
by Rachi b March 26, 2008
Get the cafeteria'd mug.A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
by JMayzin March 11, 2011
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Making sure you keep your cooking fresh with Cafeteria Fraiche, you must remember to keep it fraiche.
Making sure you keep your cooking fresh with Cafeteria Fraiche, you must remember to keep it fraiche.
Cafeteria Fraiche;
"Now olive oil does have a low smoke point so keep that heat low and keep it fraiiiichee. OHh OHH thats so F*cking hot, look at that crust its perfect, F*ck Yeah!''
"Now olive oil does have a low smoke point so keep that heat low and keep it fraiiiichee. OHh OHH thats so F*cking hot, look at that crust its perfect, F*ck Yeah!''
by Cheelos November 23, 2010
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Get the Cafeteria Food mug.When you cant tell the difference between shit and the food on the plate, and your friend is still eating it.
Friend has Cafeteria Food on their plate that looks like real shit.
You ask them what it is
They say its food.
Then you say: "You have mistaken shit for food."
You ask them what it is
They say its food.
Then you say: "You have mistaken shit for food."
by cscherme March 6, 2009
Get the Cafeteria Food mug.Cafeterian is a slang term (coined by interweb's Pile) that refers to a theist who claims to be part of a particular religious affiliation (such as a "Christian"), who picks and chooses select aspects of scripture and dogma to follow, while ignoring contradictory or other scriptures, rules and dogma. They basically select what they want to believe in, not unlike one would visit a cafeteria and select specific plates of food, while ignoring everything else.
Convenient bastid! This Cafeterian has condensed the entire nature and history of Christianity into a simple marketable sentence. It's up to us to trust that this guy somehow has figured the whole of Christianity out. Sure.
by polisanimos August 6, 2011
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by The Return of Light Joker December 15, 2007
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