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Cafartic 

A purification or purgation that brings about spiritual renewal or release from tension by the act of farting.
Dropping the rankest of gas in a small space with an annoying younger sibling is quite cafartic.
Cafartic by AZ Boomer May 14, 2013
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CafePress 

A company that advertises t-shirts with lame jokes on them on Urban Dictionary, just like SnorgTees and PalmerCash.

The difference between those companies and CafePress is that CafePress adverts do not have hot chicks wearing their shirts.

Much like SnorgTees a lot of the jokes on their shirts attempt to be 'nerdy' while still trying to be understandable by normal people. Thus the shirts become too un-intelligent for nerds and too nerdy for everyone else.
UD viewer: CafePress? Great another t-shirt company with lame-ass jokes. Why doesn't this one have girls?!
CafePress by TwoFourSixOOne January 24, 2011
A career that sucks so bad, you take it up the rear Monday through Friday from 9 to 5
I really need to find a new job, this carear is killing me!
carear by GlazeHer May 8, 2017

cafarella 

A cafarella most likely has a terrible sense of humor and acts like a 4-year old with autism. Is very uninformed about sex toys. Has an irrational fear of anal beads and gay men. Most likely was dropped on the head as a baby many times and is slow to process any information. Voted in high school “most likely to live in a white van and be a perve.” Has the dildo virus, cannot process common sense. For example Butt Plug
A cafarella is like the color gray, dull boring and just plain disappointing.
cafarella by Shakespeare01 February 20, 2020

cafarteria 

Cafarteria is the act of many people farting at the same time in the same general area.
Every time I go to their house to video game it turns into a cafarteria and we have to turn the fans on and open the window.
cafarteria by Kirmac February 1, 2022
Word meaning nigger made when South Africa was taken over and ruled by whites.
My grandfather owned your's you fuckin cafer!
cafer by Mike Hunt May 13, 2005