A company that advertises t-shirts with lame jokes on them on Urban Dictionary, just like SnorgTees and PalmerCash.

The difference between those companies and CafePress is that CafePress adverts do not have hot chicks wearing their shirts.

Much like SnorgTees a lot of the jokes on their shirts attempt to be 'nerdy' while still trying to be understandable by normal people. Thus the shirts become too un-intelligent for nerds and too nerdy for everyone else.

UD viewer: CafePress? Great another t-shirt company with lame-ass jokes. Why doesn't this one have girls?!

CafePress by TwoFourSixOOne January 24, 2011

carear

A career that sucks so bad, you take it up the rear Monday through Friday from 9 to 5

I really need to find a new job, this carear is killing me!

carear by GlazeHer May 8, 2017

cafarella

A cafarella most likely has a terrible sense of humor and acts like a 4-year old with autism. Is very uninformed about sex toys. Has an irrational fear of anal beads and gay men. Most likely was dropped on the head as a baby many times and is slow to process any information. Voted in high school “most likely to live in a white van and be a perve.” Has the dildo virus, cannot process common sense. For example Butt Plug

A cafarella is like the color gray, dull boring and just plain disappointing.

cafarella by Shakespeare01 February 20, 2020

cafarteria

Cafarteria is the act of many people farting at the same time in the same general area.

Every time I go to their house to video game it turns into a cafarteria and we have to turn the fans on and open the window.

cafarteria by Kirmac February 1, 2022

cafer

Word meaning nigger made when South Africa was taken over and ruled by whites.

My grandfather owned your's you fuckin cafer!

cafer by Mike Hunt May 13, 2005

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026