carear 

A career that sucks so bad, you take it up the rear Monday through Friday from 9 to 5

I really need to find a new job, this carear is killing me!

carear by GlazeHer May 8, 2017

Carhartt beanie 

The staple of a lesbian

“I thought she liked me but then she showed up in a carhartt beanie and now I realized she’s after my sister”

Carhartt beanie by Whose the clown now January 19, 2020

Cardarine 

Cardarine, also known as GW 501516, is a PPAR agonist that increases endurance. When combined with exercise, it can help you be stronger and more athletic and have more stamina so you don't get tired as quickly. Some people think it's a SARM. It's technically not a SARM(Selective Androgen Receptor Modulator). Cardarine boosts stamina, endurance, workout capacity, and fat loss after just days of usage.

I used cardarine to gain more stamina during exercise!

Cardarine by HawaiianPunch1 July 4, 2021

Caretrolling 

"caretrolling" When you want the world to think that you really care but you just want to be in control of everything for your own self loathing.

My ex wife is a caretrolling bitch

Caretrolling by ssupercharged April 22, 2019

Carefreemofo

Someone who doesn't give a fuck.

Niall Horan is the most carefreemofo in the world.

Carefreemofo by Always Wrong October 7, 2012

hand career

A hand job that goes on too long.

After 15 minutes, the hand job turned into a hand career.

hand career by humpyfister March 29, 2010

you me carpark now 

Words (often used in Australia) used to affirm (or sometimes indicate) intentions of concluding an argument outside, usually with fists. Since alcohol-fueled arguments generally take place in crowded hotels, many fights are taken outside to the hotel's parking lot to minimise harm to bystanders and reduce the number of potential witnesses.

Often synonymous with the american phrase "let's take this outside" in relation to fighting words.

Also the name of a segment on the show "Blokesworld" relating to self-defence in the event of a fight.

Person 1: You've been pissin me off all night - you wanna step outside?
Person 2: I'm up for it bitch - you me carpark now!

you me carpark now by gibbo67 May 24, 2006