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A strong, smart, and capable man until it comes down to it and cracks down with anxiety. Will love you regardless of family, church, or gender. Caear's are amazing to hang out with when they have their alcohol but before then they'll appear sad and depressed, when they are really not. Be careful of joking around with Caears though, for they may take it serious and don't forget to pat Caears in the head for they love their good Christians
Christian: "I love me some Caesar Salad"
Josh:"You mean Caear Salad, UwU" *smiles brokenly, with hair falling out*
Caear:"Omg stop it boys or i'll fuck both of you!"
caear by I.n.k incorporated August 12, 2019
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Dead...dead as a cacaroach 

The thing Daniel Ocampo says at the end of his tiktoks then sticks his tongue out
You ever sleep to run away from your problems? Okay, pack it up Sleeping Beauty. Got me dead...dead as a cacaroach🤪”
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Caesar Zeppeli 

A true friend till the very end. He may be an ass to you sometimes, but it's cause your grand pappy got his grand pappy killed. Your friend suffers the same fate while fighting for you.
'It's his blood... SHIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAA' -Joseph Joestar while crying over the final resting place of Caesar Zeppeli
Caesar Zeppeli by 2112timeattack November 3, 2017

dead...dead as a cacaroach 

a phrase used by a handsome mf named daniel and his cacaroach family. usually used to end a sentence or FACT
why would i do my homework when i can sleep?
got me dead...dead as a CACAROACH

Daniel Caesar

Amazing RnB singer from Canada, released his first 2 EPs in 2014 and 2015. Released his debut studio album, Freudian, in August 2017. He is best known for his songs "Get You" and "Japanese Denim."
Me: Have you heard this song by Daniel Caesar?
Friend: Nope, never heard it or of him.
Me: Listen to it, it is really good.
Daniel Caesar by thedanmannn January 12, 2018

dead as a cacaroach🤪 

what @danielxocampo on tiktok says at every end of his videos
Pack it up Dora because when did we go exploring for new friends got me dead, dead as a cacaroach🤪🤪
Nobody knows what it means, but its most probable meaning is to smoke. All we know for sure is that thog doesn't do it.
Thog is a good role model because Thog dont caare.
caare by Sphinx of Black Quartz January 17, 2019