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A strong, smart, and capable man until it comes down to it and cracks down with anxiety. Will love you regardless of family, church, or gender. Caear's are amazing to hang out with when they have their alcohol but before then they'll appear sad and depressed, when they are really not. Be careful of joking around with Caears though, for they may take it serious and don't forget to pat Caears in the head for they love their good Christians
Christian: "I love me some Caesar Salad"
Josh:"You mean Caear Salad, UwU" *smiles brokenly, with hair falling out*
Caear:"Omg stop it boys or i'll fuck both of you!"
caear by I.n.k incorporated August 12, 2019
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Dead...dead as a cacaroach 

The thing Daniel Ocampo says at the end of his tiktoks then sticks his tongue out
You ever sleep to run away from your problems? Okay, pack it up Sleeping Beauty. Got me dead...dead as a cacaroach🤪”
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Caesar Zeppeli 

A true friend till the very end. He may be an ass to you sometimes, but it's cause your grand pappy got his grand pappy killed. Your friend suffers the same fate while fighting for you.
'It's his blood... SHIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAA' -Joseph Joestar while crying over the final resting place of Caesar Zeppeli
Caesar Zeppeli by 2112timeattack November 3, 2017

dead...dead as a cacaroach 

a phrase used by a handsome mf named daniel and his cacaroach family. usually used to end a sentence or FACT
why would i do my homework when i can sleep?
got me dead...dead as a CACAROACH

Daniel Caesar

Amazing RnB singer from Canada, released his first 2 EPs in 2014 and 2015. Released his debut studio album, Freudian, in August 2017. He is best known for his songs "Get You" and "Japanese Denim."
Me: Have you heard this song by Daniel Caesar?
Friend: Nope, never heard it or of him.
Me: Listen to it, it is really good.
Daniel Caesar by thedanmannn January 12, 2018

dead as a cacaroach🤪 

what @danielxocampo on tiktok says at every end of his videos
Pack it up Dora because when did we go exploring for new friends got me dead, dead as a cacaroach🤪🤪
Nobody knows what it means, but its most probable meaning is to smoke. All we know for sure is that thog doesn't do it.
Thog is a good role model because Thog dont caare.
caare by Sphinx of Black Quartz January 17, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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