cafaro 

When a man has displayed a crankshaft that is totally unexpected.

“I was scared he wouldn’t be able to satisfy me and totally pulled a Cafaro with his wicked penis.

cafaro by Happy5 May 7, 2022

Dead...dead as a cacaroach 

The thing Daniel Ocampo says at the end of his tiktoks then sticks his tongue out

You ever sleep to run away from your problems? Okay, pack it up Sleeping Beauty. Got me dead...dead as a cacaroach🤪”

Dead...dead as a cacaroach by anonymous November 13, 2020

dead...dead as a cacaroach 

a phrase used by a handsome mf named daniel and his cacaroach family. usually used to end a sentence or FACT

why would i do my homework when i can sleep?
got me dead...dead as a CACAROACH

dead...dead as a cacaroach by _.michelllleee on tiktok😙 November 22, 2020

dead as a cacaroach🤪 

what @danielxocampo on tiktok says at every end of his videos

Pack it up Dora because when did we go exploring for new friends got me dead, dead as a cacaroach🤪🤪

dead as a cacaroach🤪 by INSTA:dttm.i.hate.u November 12, 2020

Camaro Minute 

The same length as a regular minute but allows more to be accomplished in that minute, allows for a greater distance to be transversed in the restraints of a minute.

Dude: It takes about 30 minutes to make it to my house.
Camaro owner: Don't worry, I can make it in 15 Camaro Minutes.

Camaro Minute by 15 Camaro Minutes September 14, 2011

dead...dead as a cacaroach 

Whenever Daniel has the slightest inconvenience happen in life he compares himself to a roach. Specifically a dead one that he renamed as, “cacaroach”. Love u bestie 😘😜

*flips camera around* *says the inconvenience* “I’m dead...dead as a cacaroach 😝”

dead...dead as a cacaroach by @sbreahn on tiktok😳 November 14, 2020

no caparoni and cheese 

An Atlanta way of saying “no cap”. It can also be used instead of saying “cap”.

John: Your girl wants me.
Eric: Caparoni and cheese
John: No caparoni and cheese. She just texted me

no caparoni and cheese by keepingitlitall2019 August 19, 2019