Cafrobat Share definition Flag 2. A person who can contort themselves and twist their bodies in an attempt to not spill their coffee. Cafrobatics Wow did you see the cafrobatic moves on scott there, and he did'nt even spill a drop. Cafrobat by chefscott June 28, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Cafrobat mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch