caeln 

it's not a real name so if ur named this change ur name

caeln the goat

caeln by imhim123 March 21, 2023

The Calendar Option 

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

The Calendar Option by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

calentada 

A prison term that’s you’re going to get jumped by your raza for not following the rules

That’s fool is going to get a calentada if he keeps fucking up

calentada by Wickedspic December 9, 2018

Camelnaldo 

A Portugese Ghost who trashes small countries and farms banter clubs. He is also commonly known as Rapenaldo, Pendu and Penaldo due to his status as a world-class penalty merchant and his numerous rape charges. He is known as Camelnaldo for moving to Fraudi Oilrabia bomber's league to chase cash and continue his fradulent behaviours. Also called Saudi a top 5 league, cementing his legacy as a world-class fraud. Also pays 10 million dollars to girls to stop them from saying they had a child with him.

Person 1: Saudi is top 5 leagues in the world
Person 2: Your favourite player is Camelnaldo

Camelnaldo by realistpenduhater August 27, 2023

Cael Sanderson 

Won Gold in the 2004 Olympics in wrestling, was also a 4x undefeated NCAA champion.

Cael Sanderson is considered one of the greatest US wrestlers of all time.

Cael Sanderson by Jake Jakeford August 7, 2008

caelesti 

A hacker group founded by offshoots of g00ns.net
Founded in late 2010 by a girl going by the moniker "Athena," the caelesti hack accounts of users on various forum sites and facebook, ddos & hijack websites and post personal information of targeted users; sometimes going as far as to shut down computers and even force people to commit suicide on camchat websites such as tinychat & chat roulette.
They have a hashtag notification system which they use to contact others from different sites. Many of the members go by names of Greek gods. Many of them stay fairly undercover, making sure rarely to use their real names, however it has been speculated that several of the members are affiliated with LulzSec. Their theme song is "Me and My Goons" by Plies.

Robert: "How did Michelle die?"
John: "The caelesti ruined her life and made her kill herself on cam."
Robert: "Those are some mean motherfuckers."

caelesti by Kyle Brovlovski October 30, 2011

Caelyn 

A tall, beautiful girl, with gorgeous eyes. Caelyn is the funniest person you will ever meet, she loves movies and time with friends, she gets very passionate about the things and people she values most, when you meet her she seems shy but once you get to know her she never stops talking, anybody would be so so lucky to know a caelyn, let alone be friends with one.

My friend Caelyn and I are a power duo

Caelyn by Carly and Erin supporter December 18, 2017