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The act of masturbation (or gooning) while some one else is present with risk of them seeing you. There is a good ending which is them joining in and a bad ending which is them being disgusted, disappointed, or simply having feelings of udder hatred
I got caught cabbing the other day. Apparently it’s illegal to Cab in a walmart
Cabbing by neuroparasytic March 30, 2025

Pot Cabbing

the act of transporting multiple persons with lots of marijuana in multiple cruises merely in the effort of getting the passengers all ripped like donkey kong.
J Baby and Nate were caught pot cabbing on campus.

taxi cabbing 

"how you going to get to that outrageous party?"
"i'll be taxi cabbing it"
taxi cabbing by blahblablabh July 11, 2009

Johnny Cabbing 

Posing as a cab driver to commit sexual offences.
Jimmy got caught Johnny Cabbing last night. He's probably going to get 15 years.

Hermit Crabbing 

verb - the act of inhabiting your partners basement bunker(s) with your penis indefinitely until eviction notice is enforced from your landlord.*

*This is not to be confused with soaking
John: Hey Bill! Wanna go see a motion picture?
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet
Hermit Crabbing by hermitkraber December 8, 2014

Crabbing 

Joe: "Hey, want to go crabbing?"
Jim: "What? Isn't that wen a girl sends nudes in this /\_/\ position?"
Joe: "What the fuck? Did you find that on the weird Urban Dictionary website where nine year olds turn every word into some sort of sexual thing? Crabbing is when you go fishing for crabs, dumbass."
Crabbing by Snifflypig March 31, 2021