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Byran is an extremely cool guy. His smile can brighten anyones day. He is so sweet and has such a way with words. You can never hate a byran. He makes you smile in the silliest ways and is super duper funny. He'll stay up all night with you just to watch silly scary movies, and talk on the phone for the longest. He's obsessed with gum and his favorite color would most likely be green :P. His favorite singer is Drake and LOVESSS vitamalt. Byran is just over-all the best guy you can ever meet in your life :)
and i love him so much <3

p.s he loves alex <3
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Byran by arahming November 18, 2010
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Byran Callen 

The comedian famous for 'The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It' he played the character Andy and the movie was s'terrible. He has loads of fan. He is well known for knowing s'little about comedy which is ironic. #hatecha. Also known as 'Bit Killer Jones' He is also the mayor of Seeyasville.
Hey is that Byran Callen!? *said no one ever*
Byran Callen by Everybody's listener November 25, 2013

Byran Maine 

he is a cheerleader
Byran Maine by Bob December 17, 2003

Pulling a byran

Damn he's pulling a byran on her
Pulling a byran by Xx_lilmac_xx October 21, 2016

Branch Drumphidian

Cult of Trump Defending Trump MAGA KAG Keep America Great Trump Orange Orange Messiah PresidentDrumph 2020
A Branch Drumphidian will defend their Orange Messiah no matter what; they will follow him into the depths of hell

special investigation branch 

The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.
In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"

Monkey Branching 

Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.
Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"

Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."

OR

Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."

Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."
Monkey Branching by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022