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Buy a Stupid Neck gaitor for you cat steve, buy a Mug Mug for you facebook friend trump, Buy a fucking mask for your Monkey dreme, and yeah thats it
Buy a by Kayla Bayla June 22, 2021
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buy a fucking vowel
Phrase borrowed (more or less) from TV's "Wheel of Fortune", indicating disrespect for someone's mental abilities. Since generally the contestants on Wheel aren't exactly Einstein, telling someone to buy a fucking vowel is about equivalent to "Get a clue, moron!"
You think the War on Drugs is working? Buy a fucking vowel!
President Bush wants to help the middle class, eh? Maybe he should buy a fucking vowel with his family fortune.
President Bush wants to help the middle class, eh? Maybe he should buy a fucking vowel with his family fortune.
buy a fucking vowel by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
buy a cricket
get a conscience, find a heart, have feelings. derived from Pinocchio and jimmeny cricket, who was his conscience.
buy a cricket by viciousk March 11, 2008
buy-a-vowel drunk
So drunk that speech is slurred and words are mispronounced, with vowel sounds often being omitted.
First published by sporswriter Rick Reilly.
First published by sporswriter Rick Reilly.
I went to the Bears game this weekend wearing my cheesehead, and the fans there were buy-a-vowel drunk. I couldn't even comprehend their pathetic excuses for insults.
buy-a-vowel drunk by Toadaron December 4, 2010
buy a vowel
This means that you don't exactly understand what someone is saying, and you'd like them to elaborate
PERSON A: "I have a friend who has a friend who's friend has a friend that has a friend that knows somebody who knows a guy who knows a girl who's girlfriend has a boyfriend who went to a really bad doctor who's doctor's doctor's doctor's doctor ate a BigMac and flatulated on top of his flatulence until he fainted"
PERSON B: "Can I buy a vowel?"
PERSON B: "Can I buy a vowel?"
buy a vowel by thebug April 9, 2008
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