5 definitions by Toadaron

streets behind

Uncool or unhip; behind the times. As seen on the TV show "Community."

Pierce: "Streets ahead" is verbal wildfire.
Annie: Does it just mean "cool," or is it supposed to be like "miles ahead?"
Pierce: *sigh* If you have to ask, you're streets behind.

by Toadaron April 24, 2010

Not a Mother's Day

The day that a woman gets her period, when she knows she is not pregnant.

Girl: I got my period today! I was so worried.
Girl friend: Happy Not a Mother's Day!

by Toadaron June 11, 2011

Limiting organ

The organ in your body that is most likely to fail first, leading to death.

"People tell me I should eat less fast food to keep my heart healthy, but I'm not too worried about that. With the amount I drink, my limiting organ is definitely my liver."

by Toadaron June 10, 2013

buy-a-vowel drunk

So drunk that speech is slurred and words are mispronounced, with vowel sounds often being omitted.

First published by sporswriter Rick Reilly.

I went to the Bears game this weekend wearing my cheesehead, and the fans there were buy-a-vowel drunk. I couldn't even comprehend their pathetic excuses for insults.

by Toadaron December 3, 2010

Judy Garland cocktail

A mixture of champagne and Valium. Coined by Lady Gaga on the Tonight Show on February 14, 2011.

When Lady Gaga fell in Heathrow Airport while wearing ridiculously large heels, people might have suspected she had too much of the Judy Garland cocktail.

by Toadaron February 15, 2011