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buttnerd 

Noun:
(1) Person who does nothing but sit and read all day and when you walk by them you smell nothing but 'shit'
(2) Person who spends a whole class period drawing nothing but butts in his notebook

(buttnerdy) Adjective:
(1)Person in the act of being a Buttnerd
1. Jarrid Lorrain (Current Sophmoore at SENECA High School Wattsburg, PA

2. Jarrid, you are being so buttnerdy, take a shower!
buttnerd by Chris et Kristen January 13, 2009
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Butterdick 

Similar to butterface, describing a hot girl, except for the fact she has a dick.
Lady gaga, is both a butterface, and butterdick.
Butterdick by Ladida01 March 1, 2011

Butterdouche

A butterdouche is a backstabbing, grass who is both slimy like butter and a douche like a douche. A butterdouche can also be used as a simple cuss word for a bellend.
I can't believe he grassed me up to the boss, what a fucking butterdouche.
That guy is a total butterdouche.
Butterdouche by barry balzac March 14, 2011

Butterdick 

That feeling when you're higher than Seth Rogan on 4/20 and your girl is riding you and you can only dead fish on the bed because your dick feels like it's a stick of butter that was microwaved for 10-15 seconds
Guys I had the best sex ever last night. She was on top and I had butterdick until I finished.
Butterdick by Goterps6969 November 13, 2017

Butterdoor 

Jordan likes to keep her butterdoor clean for work.
Butterdoor by Buttertroll June 26, 2010

Butterdick 

butt-'er-dick. The transvestite equivalent to "Butterface" A quick and humorous save upon accidentally checking out a cross-dresser, believing that he is a she.
"Anything butterdick!" (Anything but her dick)
Butterdick by D'Range March 4, 2009

butterdog 

it's like a hotdog, but instead of having meat inside it has butter
"mama always used to cook up the best butterdogs"
butterdog by cat_disciple April 24, 2020
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